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  1. daniel

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    I do not consider myself superior to others. I do consider religion to be deserving of ridicule. You assert that "no one knows..." yet the whole point of religion is that it claims to KNOW in the most absurd detail. People used to kill each other over the question I posed in the title of this thread. And I once saw two devout and otherwise peaceful Christians (one Catholic and one Evangelical) come to blows over an argument whether salvation was by works or by faith. This deserves ridicule, and is easy to ridicule. (FWIW, the Catholic in this case threw the first blow, but the Evangelical did not turn the other cheek.)

    You've caught the Berman disease: accusing everyone you disagree with of hating you. I do not hate your non-existent god because it doesn't exist. And I don't hate people who hold ridiculous beliefs, though I do and I will ridicule those beliefs. And I do not consider myself better than the next person. Even when they hold ridiculous beliefs.

    And this, Kow and others, is the crux of the matter: You people use your ridiculous religious dogmas to try to force other people to live your life style. You try (often successfully!) to deny basic human and civil rights to people based on your own narrow and ridiculous dogmas about what your god wants and cares about. You have thrust your ridiculous beliefs into the arena of public policy, and therefore made yourselves fair game for ridicule.

    And now you cannot take that ridicule so you accuse us of hatred (hatred being the hallmark of religious bigotry) and you try to create a public ethos whereby ideas held in the total absense of any evidence or reason are by that very fact protected from criticism.

    If I said there was a pink unicorn in my garden, and appeared to actually believe it, you'd heap ridicule on my head and have me locked up in a looney bin. Well, my friend, your god in the sky is just as lunatic a notion as a pink unicorn in the garden and ridiculing that lunatic idea is no longer taboo. Get used to it.

    BTW, Muslims world-wide are trying to pass laws against ridiculing their lunatic religion. You are making common cause with them when you oppose ridicule of religion. And they would kill you for your beliefs if they got a chance. All I want to do is make fun of your beliefs so that future generations will leave religion in the trash bin of history and stop killing each other over their various answers to my question in this thread!
     
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    There's something to be said for funny hats.

    If you are Jewish, you've violated the Kosher dietary restrictions. Most if not all Jews probably believe that those laws apply only to them since they are part of a covenant between them and the god who demanded that they worship only him. (And lots of Jews don't follow the Kosher laws anyway.) Christians reject all the Old Testament dietary laws, so a Christian would say you've done nothing wrong. Muslims follow the OT dietary restrictions, but do not analyze them as finely as the Jews do. They do not eat pork. But they would not care if a non-Muslim eats pork because the non-Muslim is going to hell anyway, so eating pork becomes moot.

    So the consensus would probably be that you are not going to hell for eating pork, though I wouldn't brag about it at a PETA meeting.
     
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    It should be rather obvious that I'm not Jewish.

    Long ago, when I was still a college student, I was working at a 6 month internship. The company had an employee cafeteria and that particular morning I was eating breakfast: ham and eggs. One of my new coworkers, who happened to be an Israeli man, stopped by and sat down at my table just as I took a bite of ham. He asked me what that was, and I answered ham. I can still remember the look on his face showed that he was totally appalled. I didn't know what to say. He got up and left without saying anything else. Oops.

    The funny hats may be one of the best things about organized religion.
     
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    The two things that suck most about being an Agnostic is we don't have any holidays and we don't get to wear any funny hats. The other thing that sucks is people always confuse us for Atheists, but that's another topic.
     
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    You can still wear the funny hats. You just don't know if they are properly appreciated. :D
     
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    I'm not so sure of that. Most religious claims are not just absent of evidence, they are in contradiction of evidence, and so completely ridiculous, they couldn't possibly be true. But, if I can't prove in a court of law beyond a shadow of reasonable doubt that there is no easter bunny, I suppose that makes me a strong agnostic rather than an atheist. Not that it will keep me from mocking the beliefs of people who would kill each other over disagreements about who is interpreting the message of peace and love more correctly.
     
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    The number is imaginary, the angels are not.
     
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    Doobie, Doobie, Do, Exchanging Glances, Doobie, Doobie, Do....

    Oh those old Sinatra HITS really stand the test of time!!!


    As far as the NUMBER, 3.14159. Angels love Pie!!!

    Ricky, just don't lose that number!!
     
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    I can easily prove where each individual religion is wrong. What I CAN'T prove are two of the big questions about religion: What created the Universe, and what happens when we die? Like I said, I assume nothing happens (what happens to a carrot after it dies? Why should we be any better than a carrot?). Nor can I answer the third big question, "Why are we here?" (only because I'm pretty sure there IS no answer. We AREN'T here for any particular purpose).

    For example, I can easily prove Atheism wrong. Atheists say there is no creator. We are here, ergo we must have been created by something somehow (even if that something was the big bang and evolution), ergo Atheism is wrong. This, of course, should not be confused with "Intelligent Design" (which is sort of a contradiction - folks who believe it usually want nothing to do with intelligence).
     
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    I declare the tolerance of the Libbies positivly drips from their very salwart characters. BTW you find this mocking derision useful or helpful in some way?

    Wildkow
     
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    How about the people that believe he exists?

    Wildkow
     
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    The funny hats are the only good thing about religion, and sadly, many religions don't even have those.

    Dogfriend beat me to it!

    Faulty logic. You are confusing a process with the concept of a divine or supernatural creator. An atheist is not a person who denies that there are processes. Theism is the belief in gods or a god. Atheism is the absence of such a belief.

    I am an atheist. For me, this means that I believe that there is no god. I do believe that the big bang probably occurred (there is a lot of evidence for it) and that evolution occurred and continues (there is overwhelming and indisputable evidence for it).

    Therefore, your version of atheism (as denying processes) is a straw man. The belief you have disproved is one that nobody holds. You are merely playing with words, perhaps to be annoying. Of course, you have a right to be annoying. I delight in annoying people who hold ridiculous beliefs, and you have a right to ridicule my beliefs. But you have misrepresented what it is that I believe in.

    You could prove that there is a god by defining the word "god" to mean the doorknob on your bathroom door. That's not much different than "proving" that "atheism" is wrong by defining atheism to mean something silly, as you have done.
     
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    We're here, therefore we were created, therefore there is a creator? Sounds pretty theistic to me, Steve0. Maybe both of our agnostic licences are in danger. :)

    Atheists don't deny existence, merely the 'god(s) did it' explanation.
     
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    Read his post again. Tom says that mocking serves a purpose because "People who take themselves too seriously are a danger to themselves and the rest of us."

    FWIW I agree with him. So, yes, mockery and ridicule are very useful, especially when directed at ridiculous beliefs.

    I believe that Tom exists. I cannot prove that he exists, though I suspect that he could prove that he exists. But based on the evidence of his posts, I believe he exists.

    I'm an agnostic on the question of whether Berman exists. I neither accept nor dispute his existence. I think it's possible, but I have not yet seen sufficient evidence to convince me.
     
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    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    BTW Kow, you don't think people should make fun of religious beliefs. Do you think people should make fun of Nazism or racism or denial of the holocaust? These are all beliefs held by narrow-minded people, and those people are offended when their beliefs are made fun of. I say that anybody who believes all Jews should be killed, or all black folks should be slaves, needs to be ridiculed mercilessly. Yet these are "beliefs." If you exempt "beliefs" from ridicule you deny decent people a powerful weapon against intolerance. And I say that anyone who invokes religion (or any other stupidity, though it's invariably religion) to deny basic civil rights to gay couples or individuals also deserves to be ridiculed mercilessly.

    If you take attacks upon your beliefs as personal, that's your problem. But freedom of speech gives us the right to dispute ideas any way we like.
     
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    Playing devil's advocate for a moment (or would that be angel's advocate?), I'd like to point out a small semantic flaw in your statement. If atheism is defined as lack of belief, then saying you believe there is no god is inconsistent - you can't base a system of non-belief on a belief. I respectfully suggest it might be more appropriate for you to say you don't believe there is a god, rather than saying you believe there isn't one. :)
     
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    You are correct. I made a mistake when I defined atheism as the lack of a belief. I should more properly have defined "atheism" as a belief system that does not include a god.

    The waters are muddied a bit by the fact that actual belief systems range from very hard to very hard theism, with a very hazy boundary between soft atheism and agnosticism, to the point where some actual atheists consider themselves to be agnostics:

    My definitions follow:

    atheist: I believe there is no god.
    soft atheist: I think there is no god, but I don't have a strong opinion on the subject.
    agnostic: I hold no opinion on whether there is a god or not.
    theist: I believe there is (are) a god (or gods).
    soft theist: I think there's "something" out there, but I don't have an opinion about what it is.

    Any person who substitutes the word "know" for the word "believe" is a nut job who does not comprehend the difference between beliefs and knowledge. Most fundamentalists fall into this category. They are absolutely certain that their religion is the One True Religion(TM) and they will not entertain the possibility that they might be mistaken.

    But some people, understanding that we cannot know anything about such matters with absolute certainly, make a similar mistake as above and call themselves agnostics when they are actually atheists. They believe there is no god, but since they understand that they cannot know, they call themselves agnostics. The true agnostic is one who takes no position on the question of whether there is (are) a god (gods) or not.

    My grandfather was raised Jewish in Russia and exposed to Christianity when his illiterate neighbor asked him to read the Bible to him. My grandfather's family were the only literate people in the village. He made up his mind that there was no god. When I asked him whether he believed in god, he answered "No" without hesitation. Yet he called himself an agnostic, because, as an educated man, he understood that nobody could know. But by that definition, everybody would be an agnostic and the word would serve no purpose.
     
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    You party animal, you
     
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    I'm not a fan of religion but I'd keep this stuff in the Politics forum with the animals.
     
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    I believe that some folks are "malfunction magnets." Eg: I will tease Tom about it, though I know for a fact he is *not* a malfunction magnet. It's just good fun, the person who teases also enjoys being teased

    However, in my career I have encountered a handful of folks who are, for want of a better term, "malfunction magnets." In the Army, I knew a CWO who would invariably bugger up or even fry the TADS on an Apache helo. I can't explain it, I had to R&O the TADS often enough to wonder Wth is going on.

    He would joke about it, and readily accepted that he did *not* get along with technology. His wife had firm standing orders for him not to even touch the microwave at home. To this day, his wife won't allow him anywhere near her car, her computer, etc. It's almost as if he has some sort of force field that fries modern integrated circuits

    I knew an operator at a large petrochemical plant control room, who for whatever reason, caused process upsets. Nobody could understand it. He followed everything by the book, to the letter. You'd set the control loop on P-Auto, wait a few minutes, and get a P-LO or P-HI alarm. Weird

    Also knew a gal who is very sweet, gentle, wouldn't hurt a fly, etc. For some reason, just using a computer in an office environment, created all sort of bizarre issues on the network. Networked printers would print old or out-of-queue order print jobs. Once the entire office domain disappeared. Very weird

    So, did I *believe* they were supernatural, space aliens, etc? No, of course not. Did I recognize something was a bit odd? Yes. Could I explain it? No. Would I *like* to be able to explain it, especially if the explanation didn't require me to have unquestioned* *faith* in something? Yes, of course

    * by "unquestioned" I mean in a solid sort of existential way. Eg: Dogfriend posted a standard mathematical formula, which is straight forward and easy to prove. Just as 1+1 =2, not 1+1 = banana or 1+1 = baaaa.

    When somebody tells me to accept something at face value, without offering a solid explanation ("It just is!"), I tend to lose interest

    Anyhoo, this thread ceased to be funny once the party poopers arrived