Oh My Bunny! What's with all this bunny stuff?

It's my relgion. Are you persecuting me becasue I worship The Easter Bunny?

I live and work in the Bible Belt and was told I was using foul language at work. Not what norml people would call foul language, I used to oacssionaly say "Oh Jesus" or "Christ". So, I had to retrain myself not to say that. I've had to substitute "Oh Bunny". That's when I realized the glory of the one true God, The Easter Bunny. I've taken him as my personal savior.

Have you heard his word? Would you like to spend eternity in a basket full of colorfull eggs?


P.S. Saying "Christ on a cracker" can really get you in trouble down here.

 

Let me give you a taste of what it can be like to live in Florida. Aside from the sunshine, beaches, alligators and roaches the size of horses we have that old time religion.

Florida could issue Jesus, cross license plates - Breaking News - Dade - MiamiHerald.com



"Florida could issue Jesus, cross license plates"

 

and i thought it was crazy here in nc.

i wonder when they'll make the bunny plates? or the flying spaghetti monster plates?

 

I imagine it would.

 

Oh my f***ing god, are you serious, for christ's sake?

 

There was that bunny, a long time ago, with a pancake on its head. I think his name must have been Fred.

How can a state force religion on its citizens? I would flatly refuse to put Jesus plates on my car. It's a good thing I don't have to use any of that 'In God We Trust' money, either. By the way, has anyone seen any bills that have 'all others pay cash' written in blue ink?

 

Nobody expects the Spannish Inquisition...
Its 2 main weapons, are FEAR, PAIN, RELIGION

No wait, its 3 main.....

CUT CUT CUT

Oh Jesus Frakking H Christ...
Bring on the SPAM....

 

My friend lives in Kentucky (not by choice) and said that the other day she went to the post office and her bill came out to 6.66 and the clerk gave her this piercing stare and other folks in the PO were looking at her.

I could not live like that.

The Easter Bunny works for me. At least He brings candy. You gotta love a deity that understands what people really want.

 

He's at least as serious about the Easter Bunny as I am about the FSM.

Historically, most states have. Here in the good old United States of Amerikkka there's a strong and popular movement to force evangelical Pauline Christianity on our citizens.

 

ound:

Yeah, he really is serious. There are places in the US where kooky bible thumpers are downright abundant. I tend to avoid those places, and usually have no business there anyway

 

Sure it would.

Just like a brick s***house would

 

Well said

 

I could have had a lot of fun in that situation.

 

The mailing address of the local gas company is box 6666, which seems highly appropriate.

 

Yeah, actually that does make sense