NSFW: Why I Never Parachute Naked!

Re: Why I Never Parachute Naked!

And I thought I had crossed the line posting about a possible spam, you come along and post this.

I raise you the bungie jumper that pooped on his way down. I'll let you search for it.

 

Re: Why I Never Parachute Naked!

I rememer when Rockie told Bullwinkle, "Wave to the people"!!

I don't think that's what he ment!!

P.S. OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
Thats got to HURTHURTHURT!!!

 

For that reason alone, I simply can NOT parachute nude. Much as I would like to

 

There's a machine where they put underground a huge airplane motor + prop, that drives wind upwards.

You jump in, spread eagle, and the wind pushes you up.

Well Wildkow, I remember seeing one with topless girls...probably on Kontraband. It was actually funny. Oh, at least 5+ years ago I saw that. Another challenge!