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Apophallation=the chewing off of a p***s.

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Mystery Squid, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. Mystery Squid

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    Apophallation=the chewing off of a penis.

    oddly, someone has spent a lot of time studying how slugs chew off their penises (and vaginas also since they are hermaphrodites) for their Ph. D. comes complete with videos at:

    http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/weaver/Pages/project.html
     
  2. Bill Merchant

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    Um, why does this interest you so much, sport bike cowboy, that the rest of us need to know? :unsure:
     
  3. Mystery Squid

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    :lol:

    It's not that I'm interested, it's just that it's different. I love being hit with odd facts or tidbits I might never hear of, as opposed to tedious, beaten down, "normal" topics you'll forget in 5 minutes, so I figured I'd share. :)
     
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    The research is interesting and the result reported bizarre. A bananna slug (fairly phallic in its own right) suffers Priapism, so chews off the offending organ. EWWWWW! <_<
     
  5. davidstdy

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    This kind of post belongs on your other site Mystery Squid.
     
  6. Mystery Squid

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    "I hope you can enjoy the Off Topic forum to discuss whatever is on your mind as you go through your day - whether that be politics, religion, your favorite color, Apophallation - whatever!"

    ;)
     
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    apo- falling off
    i think you know the other root word here ;)

    biological sciences people study weird stuff, huh? glad i'm doing cell-based stuff and not whole-organism behavior...
     
  8. TonyPSchaefer

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    This thread is certainly WAY off-topic for a car site, but in my opinion, no more than gay rights, politics, religion, and the myriad other off-topic threads we've seen pop up here in FHOP.

    I received a "notifiy a Moderator" email about this thread and I'm going to allow it for now. Granted, every other Moderator (and site owner) received the same email and can trump me if they see fit.

    It actually is an interesting article. We are all God's creatures and this is clear evidence that she certainly has one Hell of a sense of humor.

    As for the posts to this thread, keep it clean.
     
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    I've got no intention of using my trump card here Tony. I think it's off topic, even for Fred's, but just b/c the post contains the word "Penis" doesn't make it dirty or pornographic or anything like that. MysterySquid likes to test his limits and he knew this one would do it quite nicesly. But I'm with Tony, this will run it's course.
     
  11. Mystery Squid

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    Wait. I'm a little confused.

    As to how this topic might even remotely be considered too off topic. :mellow:

    I read the guidelines first, and it's pretty clear. The only thing I was concerned about was the word "penis", but judged that within this particular context, it was perfectly acceptable, and made some effort to mask it from the main topic title, just to play it safe.

    Apparently, whomever reported the post maybe needs to be refreshed on the stated guidelines (heck, it appears even flaming is allowed :lol: ):

    "I hope you can enjoy the Off Topic forum to discuss whatever is on your mind as you go through your day - whether that be politics, religion, your favorite color - whatever!

    However, to respect others and to be sure that no hard feelings or improper discussions move outside of the Off Topic forum, there are a couple of guidelines:

    'Bashing' or 'Flaming' :
    A quick note about bashing or flaming - blatant off topic bashing of any car type, manufacturer, etc will not be tolerated here on Priuschat outside of the Off Topic forum. This is the Off Topic area which means that you are free to discuss just about anything you want - so please keep any bashing, flaming, or soapbox rants to this OT forum. However, try to make it a discussion not just a bash session.

    Nudity:
    Please keep in mind that many of the users of this forum browse it at their workplace or other public places, so nudity or linking to nudity will not be allowed. A "NSFW" tag is not good enough."


    Notwithstanding, I'm glad you all seem to have come to the same conclusion. :D
     
  12. Mystery Squid

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    bumped for weirdness.
     
  13. hyo silver

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    It's a tempting thought, Squid, but that's what the ignore button is for... :D
     
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    .. uh... uh.. i just hope this phrase doesn't apply to my life.. ever...
     
  15. Mystery Squid

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    Tempting?

    I'll tell you what tempting is:

    my FOOT going up your A$$ is tempting.

    :angry:










































    :p
     
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    At least they don't attack your penis. Check out these Amazon fish. Might be good to have a few in your swimming pool. They would definitely stop people from peeing in it. Hope this isn't too far off topic.

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000519.html
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol:
     
  18. Rancid13

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    Weird stuff, man. Weird stuff. And re: those Amazon fish. Ouch!!!!! :blink: :blink:
     
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    Even if your pre-apo-phallation were a foot long, I wouldn't be interested. :D

    Note the smiley. This is a joke. At your expense, yes, but it's still a joke. You can take it. No need to threaten violence.
     
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    Why? Why would you put these images in my head ?!? :unsure:

    Funny stuff man! But now I have this fear of peeing in open water :blink: