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Are You There God?

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Pinto Girl, May 14, 2007.

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  1. Pinto Girl

    Pinto Girl New Member

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    Oh my gosh! This is the first time in my life that I've ever been banned from a website...and I have to tell you ALL ABOUT IT!!
    [girlish sigh]

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    There was this sort of shiver deep inside me, this strange warmth; I could feel my face flush and my skin moisten...

    I mean, even though my parents explained to me that the "first time" happens for different people at different times, when they're ready (and that I shouldn't compare myself to others)...well, I'm 44 now, and all my girlfriends brag about being banned from their first website YEARS ago (I, of course, lie about it when we're taking a break from goosedown pillow fights in our underwear)...and some say that they've been banned *more than once* or...[gasp] from *more than one site at the same time*!!!

    I've been preparing myself for this for years now, fantasizing about how it might feel and how my body would respond...and which website would be the *one.*
    [gulp]

    The books the doctor gave me when I was younger never said ANYTHING about this!!
    [laughing]
     

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  2. airportkid

    airportkid Will Fly For Food

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    You shoud send tag a pack of Kools and ask him if it was as good for him as it was for you! :p
     
    #2 airportkid, May 14, 2007
  3. dragonfly

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    I wanna be banned! I wanna be banned!
     
    #3 dragonfly, May 14, 2007
  4. F8L

    F8L Protecting Habitat & AG Lands

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(airportkid @ May 14 2007, 11:54 AM) [snapback]441815[/snapback]</div>

    LMAO!!!

    Great post PintoGirl! :lol:
     
    #4 F8L, May 14, 2007
  5. larkinmj

    larkinmj New Member

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    At the risk of being banned again- do you think you could post some photos of you and your girlfriends having those pillow fights in your underwear?
     
    #5 larkinmj, May 14, 2007
  6. qbee42

    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    Welcome back, and I second the request for the pillow fight photos. :D

    Tom
     
    #6 qbee42, May 14, 2007
  7. Wildkow

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    Did I miss something? :unsure:
     
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  8. Sufferin' Prius Envy

    Sufferin' Prius Envy Platinum Member

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    No, God doesn't post here.
    BUT . . . the moderators are still here . . . and apparently that's all it takes to get you off . . .
    . . . um . . . off of PriusChat. :lol:
     
    #8 Sufferin' Prius Envy, May 14, 2007
  9. efusco

    efusco Moderator Emeritus
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    LOL!! I'm going to have to ban you multiple times in a row now so you can have a real experience!!
    Love ya Pinto!! I'm honored to have been the first!
     
    #9 efusco, May 14, 2007
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    Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
     
    #10 mpgFanatic, May 14, 2007
  11. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    there are so many things i could say here... especially with all the fodder that evan's post just gave me... but i'd be banned if i said any of them :lol:
     
    #11 galaxee, May 14, 2007
  12. qbee42

    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(galaxee @ May 14 2007, 04:18 PM) [snapback]441879[/snapback]</div>
    It might be worth it. :D

    Tom
     
    #12 qbee42, May 14, 2007
  13. efusco

    efusco Moderator Emeritus
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(galaxee @ May 14 2007, 03:18 PM) [snapback]441879[/snapback]</div>
    Oh you wish! :eek:
     
    #13 efusco, May 14, 2007
  14. Pinto Girl

    Pinto Girl New Member

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    [teeeheee]

    It's good to be back; sorry if I offended anyone.

    --Natalie
     
    #14 Pinto Girl, May 14, 2007
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    efusco Moderator Emeritus
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ May 14 2007, 03:41 PM) [snapback]441898[/snapback]</div>
    AFAIK only 2 people saw the post before I'd moved it and had my way with you!
     
    #15 efusco, May 14, 2007
  16. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ May 14 2007, 01:41 PM) [snapback]441898[/snapback]</div>
    I'm just disappointed that I missed the offending post. :(
     
    #16 daniel, May 14, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ May 14 2007, 04:41 PM) [snapback]441898[/snapback]</div>
    I remember once when Mystery Squid resumed posting after being banned, his posts all began with "tee hee". Is this some ritual that the moderators make you perform as a condition for being reinstated?

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 14 2007, 04:44 PM) [snapback]441904[/snapback]</div>
    There should be a section on PriusChat were all the "offending posts" are stored. When the moderators call attention to them by banning the perpetrator, it justs makes us more curious! :lol:
     
    #17 larkinmj, May 14, 2007
  18. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(efusco @ May 14 2007, 04:38 PM) [snapback]441897[/snapback]</div>
    you wish i would give you a *reason* to ban me. :lol:

    i saw the post, was i really only one of two?! and i laughed at the irony, though it was a bit much.
     
    #18 galaxee, May 14, 2007
  19. Pinto Girl

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ May 14 2007, 03:45 PM) [snapback]441905[/snapback]</div>
    It was either that, or some sort of procedure involving 'slave docking rings'(?) and a cat o' nine tails(!?!)...

    As Isaac Asimov said, it's only dirty if you do it right.
    [smile]
     
    #19 Pinto Girl, May 14, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 14 2007, 03:44 PM) [snapback]441904[/snapback]</div>
    No kidding. Deleted after 2 people saw it and a 7 day ban. It must have been really good. :)
     
    #20 Betelgeuse, May 14, 2007
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