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Barry Bonds Sentenced

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by amm0bob, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. amm0bob

    amm0bob Permanently Junior...

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    Barry Bonds sentenced to 30 days of house arrest, 2 years of probation for federal conviction...

    Personally... I think they wasted a lot of govt money chasing this...
     
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    Hey, that was my money...

    I think they should just have a roid detector on athletes, the redder it is the more likely they might blow a vein, whole new gambling concept.

    Setting the odds on fighters according to their "roid" at the time, weighting the baseball according to the a)pictures roid count, b) batters roid count, it's a whole new industry, 100 yard dash, yep, weighted shoes, cheaper then individual headwinds:), ha, swimmers get rocks in their jocks...
    Cyclists, weigh em down with water;), boxers, hmm, tough one, the one with the less roids get's glasses that focus faster leaving the opponent in the dark.
     
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    about the only useful thing congress has done in years. 'hey roger, can i have your autograph?'