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BREAKING NEWS:: Could Multiple Stab Wounds Lead to a Shorter Life?

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by TonyPSchaefer, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. TonyPSchaefer

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    In a recent study, researchers found that multiple stab wounds actually shortened the life expectancy of the monkeys used in the study. They found that the species and gender of the monkeys played no bearing in the results nor did the locations of the wounds.

    Watch the report video here:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/stud...onion_rss_daily
     
    #1 TonyPSchaefer, Jul 16, 2007
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    I love The Onion. It's my second favorite fake news site, right behind consumeraffairs.org.
     
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    Ok, I have to admit that if you're so into animal protection that you can't even stand to hear someone joking about it, then the video is probably a bit too much.

    I figured that someone would report the thread as being too mean and cruel (even in jest). But I so rarely start threads in Fred's and I felt that there were enough people who would appreciate this for the humor.
     
    #3 TonyPSchaefer, Jul 17, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jul 16 2007, 10:38 PM) [snapback]480030[/snapback]</div>
    I nearly drove off the road once from laughing so much at an Onion "news" report on the radio
     
    #4 scargi01, Jul 17, 2007
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    Tony=bad gorilla
     
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    Wheres PETA when they are needed..... Bwaa Haa Haaa :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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