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Chicken Jokes

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Syclone, Sep 23, 2007.

  1. Syclone

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    <div align="center">Does anybody know what they call a chicken coop with 4 doors?</div>












    <div align="center">A chicken sedan!</div>
     
    #1 Syclone, Sep 23, 2007
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    You've been watching dirty jobs.

    I think the original went something like why do they call it a chicken coup? Because if it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
     
    #2 Godiva, Sep 24, 2007
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    Ohhhhhhhhh.....now I get it! :D
     
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    All I know is that I'd rather be a chicken than a pig!
     
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    Have you heard that a chicken coop is also a chicken distress?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Sep 24 2007, 05:29 PM) [snapback]517103[/snapback]</div>
    They have pig coops?
     
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    They don't usually drive hatchbacks or convertibles, do they? :rolleyes:
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    To show the raccoon how it's done.
     
    #8 judymcfarland, Sep 24, 2007
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    If you crash your chicken coop, the pigs come in the hambulance.





    May God have mercy on my soul.
     
    #9 nitschke65, Sep 24, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(GreenJohnny @ Sep 24 2007, 08:30 PM) [snapback]517196[/snapback]</div>
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    My company has recently adopted "scrum" as a development approach for new software and firmware. Scrum is named after the rugby formation but that's where the similarities end. In scrum, there are two types of people: pigs and chickens. The pigs are those team members who are personally committed and dedicated to the team; chickens are not actually part of the development team but are allowed to attend some meetings as long as they remain in the back and silent. The pig and chicken names come from this story:

    A pig and a chicken are walking down the street. The pig says, "we should start a restaurant." The chicken replies, "that's a great idea." "What should we call it?" asks the pig. The chicken replies, "How about 'Ham and Eggs'." To which the pig says, "you'd be involved but I'd be committed."

    Of course, this story illustrated that the chickens in scrum are involved in the process but for the most part remain unscathed. The pigs, on the other hand, are in the thick of it and are active participants in the development process.

    And that's about all I know about scrum.
     
    #10 TonyPSchaefer, Sep 25, 2007
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    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

    To get to the other . . . . uh . . . ummm . . . never mind.
     
    #11 rufaro, Sep 25, 2007
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    So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The happy-looking egg is lying back smoking a cigarette. The chicken scowls and says, "Well, that answers THAT question."
     
    #12 Stev0, Sep 25, 2007
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