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Free Sex with Prius Fill-Up

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Skipper, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. Skipper

    Skipper New Member

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    The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying
    to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH
    PRIUS FILL-UP!"

    Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free
    sex.

    The owner told him "pick a number froom 1 to 10; if you pick the right
    number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the numner 8, and the
    gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

    A week later Jim, along with his buddy Bill, pulled into the station.
    Jim filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex. The station
    owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a number. This time, Jim guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim said to Bill,
    "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."

    Bill replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim. My wife won twice last week."
     
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    Funny :lol:, but moved to FHOP.
     
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    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
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