Going to try a new Toyota-like language

Taking a solid cue from recent Toyota marketing department minimalisms, I am going to simplify my life and language by truncating some common words I use to merely one letter, and all in lower case.

For the immediate future, I will attempt to stupify coworkers, friends and family with new code letters. Syllables will be saved, less energy will be used. I might eat less and have more time. Anything I can to do my part to go "green."

a = a&^hole
b = beer
c = coffee, computer or compact Toyota hybrid, depending on context
d = drink or doctor, depending on the need
e = evening
f = family, friends, food or forum, depending on the activity
g = group
h = house
i = inlaws
j = job
k = kid(s)
l = lawn
m = morning
n = necessary
o = operate
p = prius
q = (possible new Toyota hybrid)
r = rain or rapture, depending how depressed I am
s = sex or sleep, depending on need
t = truck or TV, depending on context
u = underwear
v = station wagon-like hybrid
w = work
x = (this will become a floating target designation to mean almost anything, making understanding the new truncated language even more cryptic and frustrating)
y = yard
z = (leaving open for the next Toyota announcement)

BTW, none of this is new. Many of us already practice truncated lingo; texting already addresses this. And "s.o." will remain "significant other" out of convention. Whether this practice will become oh-so trendy or my personal marketing department's budget will get slashed for not performing creatively enough is anyone's guess.

So what you say? Worth doing?

 

The thought of chaining the letters together to make phrases wasn't part of the thought of the OP <-- scratch that - Original Post. I was just making fun of all these new Toyota model designations they're coming up with.