Ha Ha..

I get much worse milage than that, but not when I'm driving.

 

:drum:

 

only 22 gallons of alcohol a year in a year? i probably drink that in 3 months

i have about 25-30 beers a week..for past 7 years now..give or take..very bad..i probably wont be alive much longer.

still been able to keep weight under 170 though even at 28. Riding bike to work 4 day a week must help, and working like a trojan on major hangover day after to day also..must stop drinking!

 

OK, I'm being a funpire here, but I doubt the average American walks 900 miles a year (over a mile a day? Yeah, right). Maybe 900 meters a year.

 

A can of beer (here anyway) is 375ml
If a can of beer has 4% alcohol it has 15ml of alcohol
If you drink 30 beers a week that is 450ml of alcohol
there are 52 weeks in a year (no sh!t sherlock) so you drink 23.4 litres or 6.1834 US gallons of alcohol.

If you drink full strength 5% beer then add 25% to this 29.35 litres or 7.7557 US gallons per year.

Looks like your not doing your share in supporting the alcohol industry Matt.

 

Beer.
How can they make it so good, and sell it so cheap?

 

It's all the trips to and from the bathroom to empty out the bladder!

 

"Ahhh, Beer: The cause of, and the answer to, all of life's problems."

Homer Simpson, I believe.

 

I doubt they meant 100% alcohol. I'm guessing they meant alcoholic beverages mixed.

<---Captain Obvious

 

Try switching to Bush/Odouls and/or Miller-Sharps ... or at least mixing them 50/50 with your beer if you find you can't do without.

 

You don't drink beer. You borrow it.

 

I agree with Stevo.

ZC1

 

Beer rental

No, you rent it. And good beer is up to $3.80 a pint here.

 

BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 BC

 

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"Beer is Food"
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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I don't drink alcohol, so I get infinite mileage.