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Hell hath no fury...

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by BigJay, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. BigJay

    BigJay reh reh REH reh Torture them!

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    Jabber Chicagoland Prius Guy

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    It's all fun and games until someone glues your privates to your stomach.

    He got off lucky. My wife said something about a rusty lid from a can of soup if I ever cheated on her. I don't even want to think about what she would do to it.
     
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    gulp

    EDIT: Hey Jabber, you work for Pauly?
     
  4. Jabber

    Jabber Chicagoland Prius Guy

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    Yes sir.. to keep this on topic, PM me.
     
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    Sound of Jayman on all fours, kissing the carpet, eternally thankful he is happily single
     
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    Jayman, I have noticed you send alot of time on all fours, kissing the carpet. I'm getting concerned:p
     
  7. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
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    Uh oh. My wife read this and reached for the superglue.
     
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    Several times in my life, I came close to getting hitched. Then I read of these horror stories. I have a lot to be thankful for, being happily single
     
  9. markderail

    markderail I do 45 mins @ 3200 PSI

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    Join a commune, where you skills would be put to great use. Plus, communes often have "hippy" roots, so your Prius will be a hit.:rolleyes:
     
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    I guess they really "stuck it to him"?
     
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    jayman Senior Member

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    Hmmmm, never thought of that. There are plenty of polygamist colonies in southern Utah, I suppose I could sign up

    :pound:

    But seriously, I'm grateful to be single when I hear horror stories like this!
     
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    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    I hope the poor guy wasn't using viagra at the time. Damn, that's gonna hurt when it wears off. :eek:
     
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    markderail I do 45 mins @ 3200 PSI

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    Appropriate PIC

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    amm0bob Permanently Junior...

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    It's better than the alternative Bra...

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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    He obviously asked for trouble. On the other hand, what they did was assault and should result in some jail time.

    Tom
     
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    amm0bob Permanently Junior...

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    I think out here it would be called aggravated assault, battery, and kidnapping... perhaps mayhem...
     
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    Here I gotta disagree... he wasn't hurting the gals... he was boinking them.

    That's not asking for trouble... that's giving them the meat they wanted... the women were just jealous after the fact that they weren't the only ones getting the meat, so they decided to hurt him in a physical way he did not want/nor was he asked to participate in "scene play"...

    I do not believe this is a case of a submissive getting in over his "head"... I believe this is a case that might even be covered by RICO... they (the women) were definitely organized.

    The women should be sent to jail... and get no new boinking.
     
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    Yep, a RICO case if there ever was one

    I protectively shield my "guy" just thinking about it ....