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Hummer Propulsion Computer Firmware

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by TheAnnoyingOne, May 6, 2007.

  1. TheAnnoyingOne

    TheAnnoyingOne New Member

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    Funny, I never imagined that it was a small brain that Hummer drivers were compensating for.

    The judges would have also accepted:
    1. I think they X-rayed the wrong body part.
    2. I didn't know Hummer drivers even had a brain.
    3. [In a Bulgarian accent] "1 city, 0 highway."
     
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    I saw a "blinged-out" H3 in traffic today, and all I could think was, "New Hummer enables the low-income to achieve levels of stupidity and tastelessness previously reserved for those receiving larger welfare checks."
     
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    And speaking of the H3, I just *love* the new H3 Alpha. I mean, not only does GM push off the hybrid, but they complain about being forced to increase fuel economy. And then, they take the 3.5L 5-banger in the Hummer and increase displacement to 3.7L (read: sucks down more gas). And now, they give you an optional 5.3L V-8!

    P.S. Are you sure that it wasn't a CAT scan of the engineers at GM?
     
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    Could be. But you know it's not one of GM executives, because you don't need a magnifying glass to find the brain.
     
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