Malapropism Game

From the champion himself:

"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world, you know, people focus on the process and not results." G. W. Bush

 

You mean like oldzheimer's?

 

Bingo Jed had a light on!

(Steve Miller Band song, but it's supposed to be "Big old jet airliner")
I had a friend who thought those were the words...

 

More from President George W. Bush:

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection -- an election in Iraq at this point in history?" --George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it." --George W. Bush, 2007

I understand there's a suspicion that we--we're too security-conscience." --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

 

Karmageddon

 

I have a photogenic memory.hoto:

 

Some times theirs allot of misused words hear. Its easy too loose track of how many, they're maybe 10 in this paragraph, but I could of kept going.

(Compare to: Sometimes theres a lot of misused words here. It's easy to lose track of how many, there may be 10 in this paragraph, but I could have kept going.)

Song lyrics, as I thought they went: "Life is a highway, that I'm not on."

Most misquoted saying has to be "A long road to hoe". Who the heck hoes a road? Ranks right up there with "This is a mute point".

 

For Halloween I was Miss Congenitally.

 

My my my my Scrotum!

from "My Sharona!" by the Knack

My my my my Sharona!


Wildkow

 

My friend was working in a dress shop. A customer came in looking for an eloquent dress. My friend said, "One that speaks for itself?"

 

From the sports section this morning: "It's best to be in control of your own destination."

Similar, from Back to the Future; "You are my density."

 

"W" or Roger Daltrey ?

 

My granny slapped her doctor when he told her she had acute angina.:shocked:

 

Manfred Mann,
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, and another in the night

:rofl:

 

My favorite ever: "Scientists have discovered that there are ice rings around Uranus."

Two disc jockeys are doing their quick rundown of the daily news before the music starts. One of them says, "Scientists have discovered that there are ice rings around Uranus (ur-ay-nus)," after which there is a pause, then so much laughter and many, many stupid and juvenile jokes, the likes of which you've probably heard...

About a week later, after beating this malapropism to death day after day, the same two DJs are on the morning show again, noting "We've been getting a lot of calls from parents telling us that we shouldn't talk about the rings of ice around Ur-anus, but we feel that it is important to teach children about the rings around Ur-anus. I mean, it's SCIENCE. Shouldn't everyone know about the rings around Uranus, Bob?"

Very silly, extremely juvenile, but also quite funny...

 

All rights reversed.

Quoting Starbug:
Dyslexics Untie!

 

All kidding a snide.