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New Prius option next month

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Bloggings, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. Bloggings

    Bloggings New Member

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    Due to the fact that the Prius no longer qualifies for HOV lane stickers (in California) Toyota will soon be offering blow up dolls that can be placed in the passenger seats so that you can once again ride in those HOV lanes! ...... they will be available in both male and female versions and, of course, no riding the dolls is allowed (at least not while driving).

    The release date was delayed after Toyota found out that there could be a possible loss of air pressure from the dolls if too much ambient pressure was applied to certain areas of the dolls anatomy. To comply with DOT regulations, warnings will be placed on the dolls to discourage 'rough housing' during movement of the vehicle.

    Priced at 175.99 each or 337.95 for a pair Toyota expects that the dolls will be a big hit in the inner cities where Prius drivers once again find themselves stuck in traffic.
    So, sit back, relax and take joy in being able to move over to the HOV lane and pass by all those other saps in their 'regular' cars once again as you fly by with your favorite gal (or boy) seated next to you.

    The dolls come basically clad (for decency) but Ralph Lauren will be offering high class outfits for the dolls and Toyota, teamed with a major clothing retailer, will soon be offering a line of summer and winter wear for all lifestyles and occasions.
     
  2. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    Blow up doll? If you're going to work to use the HOV lane, go big.

    Go RealDoll. (link is probably NSFW)
    Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ilVKM-zC0]YouTube - AEE: Real Dolls - G4tv.com[/ame]
     
  3. blippo

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    Those cops are pretty good at spotting and stopping people using those blow up dolls in HOV lanes. Maybe they have had a lot of experience with these dolls