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New vanity plate or new fiancee?

Discussion in 'Gen 2 Prius Main Forum' started by dmarcus123, Nov 19, 2006.

  1. dmarcus123

    dmarcus123 New Member

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    Well, as soon as it comes, I'll finally have a vanity plate

    <blockquote>HUMMR3</blockquote>
    My sister thinks it is hilarious but my fiancee and her daughter don't understand why it is funny. Do I trade in:
    • My sister
    • My Prius
    • My license plate
    • My fiancee, her daugher, and that damned whiny mini-dog?
    Or just persevere?

    PS - It *IS* funny, isn't it?
     
    #1 dmarcus123, Nov 19, 2006
  2. chimohio

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    I like it.
    Why trade anything - just keep it all.
     
    #2 chimohio, Nov 19, 2006
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    A fiance with a whiny mini dog? Run away! Save yourself before it's too late!
     
    #3 Beryl Octet, Nov 19, 2006
  4. Alnilam

    Alnilam The One in the Middle

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Davey Bob @ Nov 19 2006, 09:19 AM) [snapback]351718[/snapback]</div>
    By all means, keep the Prius. You get rid of that and you"ll regret it: maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon...and for the rest of your life.

    The license plate IS funny, but I think I'd go for HUMMR4 since there is a real H3 out there. H4 might scare some people, and scaring is always funny, especially around Halloween season.

    Your fiancée is a problem. A sense of humor is the most important characteristic of marriages that last over eight months. Ask her what her suggestion is for a vanity plate and put it out here for us to vote on the funnier one. Winner takes all! Her daughter is going to need braces soon and that'll cost you a fortune. Besides, she doesn't really like you.

    My ex-wife has a little mini-dog. Ex-wife, get my drift? You know how long dogs live? Get a real Prius dog: a golden retriever or some breed that can enjoy a beer with you. With dogs and wives, cute is an over-rated concept.

    I'd like to meet your sister.
     
    #4 Alnilam, Nov 19, 2006
  5. dmarcus123

    dmarcus123 New Member

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Nov 19 2006, 01:01 PM) [snapback]351729[/snapback]</div>
    OK, need to get some things straight:
    • My sister is single but a lawyer. In New Jersey. I lvoe her but you don't want to meet her. Unless you're a lawyer. In New Jersey.
    • The dog isn't THAT mini and cute as hell (it is a Fred McMurray dog) but definitely whines, and whines, and whines, especially at the WRONG moment.
    • The fiancee usually has a sense of humour but .... hmmm....????
    • The daughter is 17, smart as a whip, absurdly funny and random, and likes me a lot.
    But damn, I missed that there was a Hummer 3 already. Drat!
     
    #5 dmarcus123, Nov 19, 2006
  6. Alnilam

    Alnilam The One in the Middle

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Davey Bob @ Nov 19 2006, 10:28 AM) [snapback]351739[/snapback]</div>
    Davey Bob,

    Feed the Fred McMurray dog the beer. That'll shut him up! (The dog didn't learn whining from your fiancée, I hope! If so, give her a beer too.)

    I see you're thinking deeply about the fiancée. If that doesn't work out, just adopt the daughter: she sounds OK after all. Have your sister draw up the papers. Demand child support!

    And watch your language on PriusChat! (<strike>Drat</strike>!) There are Sailors on-line here!

    Bobby Bob
     
    #6 Alnilam, Nov 19, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Davey Bob @ Nov 19 2006, 01:28 PM) [snapback]351739[/snapback]</div>
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Nov 19 2006, 03:19 PM) [snapback]351769[/snapback]</div>
    Another option since the daugter is 17 and likes you - keep dating the mother until the daughter is 18; then marry the daughter. :lol:
     
    #7 chimohio, Nov 19, 2006
  8. TonyPSchaefer

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    My problem with the plate is that the H3 already exists. In my opinion, a better plate would be [HUMMR 4].

    Keep them all.
    Stick to your guns.
    It'll all blow over.
     
    #8 TonyPSchaefer, Nov 19, 2006
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    Keep the fiance. Dump the license plate. Eat the dog. JMO.
     
    #9 daniel, Nov 19, 2006
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    Stev0 Honorary Hong Kong Cavalier

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    It's funny. Keep everything. If they complain too much, threaten to get a DVD boxed set of The Three Stooges.
     
    #10 Stev0, Nov 19, 2006
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