Oh, no! Duke's Coach K and...MALORN??

So I'm cruising through my 9th consecutive NCAA game, a little bleary-eyed, and on my TV here comes Coach K. INTEGRITY seeps through the man's every pore. Someone apparently did a survey showing Coach Krzyzewski emits more integrity rays than car salescritters, lawyers, politicians, the media and George Bush emit collectively.

So Coach K has started cashing in, recently plugging American Express (conveniently, close to March Madness, for the benefit of those non-basketball fans who may not have heard about him).

Anyway, Coach K says, "And here's the TRUTH---(I fully expect him to announce the formation of another World Religion, encompassing the beliefs and hopes of everyone alive)---more people buy Chevys than any other brand!"

I guess I forgot that Saint Mike learned his trade at the knee of Bobby ("call me Bob or I'll throw a folding chair at you") Knight.

Sorry, galaxee. You can have malorn, Coach K and J.J. (Too many white boys on that team, anyway.)

Go, Coach W! Go Heels!

 

You know full well how the first halves of many of these first-round games go.

Duke is in a joke of a bracket (probably a Coach K-arranged bye), and may not have to play anybody until Kansas or Gonzaga. By then, J.J. will probably be selling Chevys, too, if he hits 40% of all those treys he jacks up.

 

Yessss! UNC CRUSHES Murray State!