Passin'g Gas--Hybrid's Song

Passin' Gas is a song written by a Prius owner in Minnesota. While a line or two may be a little risque it has a fun blues melody and some great lines.
Bill says on his web site, "As with many songs, some of these lyrics have fun with double meanings. If one of those meanings offends or upsets you, then I really meant the other one."
You can click HERE to listen to the song. It is in .mp3 format.
Below you will find the lyrics.

Passin' Gas
Copyright 2005 Bill Gausman, Andover, MN

You’re headin’ down the highway wearing a frown
Ain't the high price of gasoline gettin’ you down
You blew your last dollar just to get out of town
Oh no.
Where’d all that money go?
High prices at the pump
Buddy stop if you must
You drive a mighty thirsty bucket of rust
I’m blowin’ right past the gas station, watch my dust
maybe I’m cheap
maybe I hug trees
maybe I like the look of 60 m-p-g’s
get yourself a hybrid
then you’ll see
baby, you can pass gas like me
Glitterazzi rentin' hybrids out in La La Land
Makin’ more noise than a big brass band
If you gonna’ get it done you’ve gotta’ do more than
fake a stand (Man)
It’s up to you not just your legislature.
Emissions are more than nocturnal in nature
C’mon everybody, Clear the air! Let’s Go!
Get it done!
maybe I’m cheap
maybe I hug trees
maybe I like the look of 60 m-p-g’s
get yourself a hybrid
then you’ll see
Baby, you’ll pass gas like me
maybe I’m cheap
maybe I hug trees
maybe I like the look of 60 m-p-g’s
get yourself a hybrid
then you’ll see
Baby, you’ll pass gas like me
Passin’ gas
Everybody pass gas
Whew. Now that’s what I call an emissions statement.

If you liked this song you can check out more of Bill's songs at his WEB SITE