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Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket...

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  1. amm0bob

    amm0bob Permanently Junior...

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    Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator - April 19, 2010

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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    I bet there was a big stink about that!

    What a pain in the butt for the CHP!

    Something didn't smell right, so the bomb squad was brought it!

    (good story for the late night night shows...)
     
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    So that's an iPood. :doh:
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    They didn't need the bomb squad. All they needed was a long piece of string and a door knob. As an alternative, you could tie the free end of the long piece of string to a stationary object, and then tell the subject to run.

    Tom
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    There was no bomb, but there was a probe. I've never been so proud to be from El Dorado County. :madgrin:
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    So, is that the Prius DIY arse warmer?
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    Only top-of-the-line anal vibrators have the heater option
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    We wondered why Grandpa was always smiling all the time. :madgrin:
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    what a bunch of crap
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..


    I bet that's what EOD said...
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    Some small children put foreign objects in the noses and ears and then they get older.

    A doc once told me of a "cucumber extraction" that was performed in the ER. This was after the patient had driven past 3 hospitals in 2 counties.
     
    #11 GrGramps, Apr 21, 2010
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    Couldn't they just kick him in a$$ a few times?:eek: Presto mashed potato.:D
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    Perhaps he is an aspiring concert [ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist]Flatulist - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame].

    He used the device to add vibrato. :rolleyes:

    Hey! I'm not smart enough to make this up:

    Mr Methane » Flatulist

    [ame=http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=flatulist&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8]flatulist - Google Search[/ame]
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    smirk
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..


    I'm really not sure if I should post this, but it is a clip from prime time UK tv show Britains Got Talent featuring Simon Cowel, so I guess if they felt it could be broadcast it can't be too bad.

    Don't say I didn't warn you!! :D


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLw8aH-M2w]YouTube - Mr Methane - Britain's Got Talent - Show 5[/ame]
     
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    Re: Police called in some bomb specialists... the man had a wire going from his anus to his pocket..

    Was watching Leno (paused it to catch up on PC). Yup... he got a good laugh from his audience with this story.
     
    #18 djasonw, Apr 22, 2010
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