Politically Correct Gender Descriptions

A light hearted posting to enjoy, :lol:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."


3. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."


4. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."


5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."


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how to speak about men and be politically correct

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" ~ He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" ~ He is "OVERLYCAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" ~ He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" ~ He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."


6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" ~ He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "total rearend" ~ He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" ~ He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" ~ He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

Are there any others [you] would like to add to the list ?