Posted a WORST grammar setense you could, thought of.

Aye lauve duuweng thiz typse uf steuff.

(Heh, this actually is pretty difficult - to me at least)

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jun 12 2007, 11:47 PM) [snapback]460619[/snapback]</div>

Some parts of my Prius owner's manual resemble that remark....


Here's a cut-and-paste of an actual e-mail that was not spam that I received last week:

if u can send me speech on persuasive,i will be very happyfor that.

 

these post furst I ever sene frum Bigmuma not like trole. congradulashuns!

 

"I ever sene"
Not post youstart her, post I done sene here.
I apollogzie that I not sene evry post you start.
HAv grate day!

 

"Hillary Clinton Wins the White House"

I can't think of a more grammatically horrible sentence. Never print such a thing in a newspaper..

 

Seen inkjet printed on an 11" X 17" laminated paper sign near a popular waterfall in New Hampshire:

"No Horse's Aloud"

sheesh....

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darwood @ Jun 13 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]460917[/snapback]</div>

Darwood dun find his givt. Wun fo minny.

 

"Darwood dun find his givt. Wun fo minny."

I done git it? what mene wun fo minny?


Pancake bored sloe tuday, meybe Bigmom nede start mor homo thred.
(Please don't)

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darwood @ Jun 13 2007, 02:45 PM) [snapback]461011[/snapback]</div>

Translation: Darwood has found his gift. One of many. (See, yours don't need translating.)

I know we all get spam, but here's a slightly funny one:

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On the back of a package of RAM I just received:

Quality is one of utmost important winning formula for <strike>A-DATA's</strike> leading position in memory field.

You didn't see that company's name

 

I take it for granite that you think riddle clue could nip it in the butt, but its to mean to make fun of people accept when they deserve it, like when they . Maybe its your deep seeded ignorance, or your just star craving mad, but I have to take all of this with a grain assault and consider this a mute point. You think your wise beyond your ears! Maybe you just didn't get the brain reattached after your outer body experience. You should just give up the goat, everyone is fine hear. We are beyond approach. These are just and hominem attacks and infinitum.

(Google "eggcorns" for more)

 

One time, a disc jockey got a request that was so bad, he mentioned it on air. He said that the caller said 'can you play Sweet Motion by Earl Smith?'

did you know that the guy who did the bust of Beethoven was going to make it a statue but quit while it was a head?

 

Ime tinking thes is hardder thene itt seams.