Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ Jun 20 2007, 03:22 PM) [snapback]465392[/snapback]</div>

:lol:

Every time I see him on TV, I keep thinking "that guy probably molests children and eat puppys" because his mannerisms come off as creepy to me - but add in a glove and I won't touch him with a ten foot stick! YIKES

 

"Using rubber gloves for safety, presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, wows spectators with his fudge packing prowess."

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Swanny1172 @ Jun 20 2007, 03:46 PM) [snapback]465405[/snapback]</div>

Isn't fudge packing a sin in Mormonism like it is in the rest of the mainstream religions?

 

I thought he was tearing off the skin-tone costume to reveal the evil smurf underneath

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ Jun 20 2007, 03:22 PM) [snapback]465392[/snapback]</div>

"Okay. Now turn your head to the left and cough."

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(burritos @ Jun 20 2007, 05:00 PM) [snapback]465421[/snapback]</div>

I don't know or care. Besides, I don't consider Mormonism to be a mainstream religion, but rather an overgrown cult.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Swanny1172 @ Jun 21 2007, 07:02 AM) [snapback]465638[/snapback]</div>

Mormonism is considered heretical and non-Christian by my mainstream denomination. Having said that, some of the nicest people I have ever met are Mormons.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(formerVWdriver @ Jun 21 2007, 01:36 PM) [snapback]465885[/snapback]</div>

Yeah, why are mormons so nice? I have known a -lot- of mormons, despite never visiting Utah, and they are all so nice. It makes them seem more like a cult!

Anyways, I have nothing against mormons anymore than any other religion.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(formerVWdriver @ Jun 21 2007, 01:36 PM) [snapback]465885[/snapback]</div>

Catholcism and other post-schism Christian relitions are considered cultish by Greek Orthodox Christians...who believe that *they* practice the original and true form of Christianity...

The Father; The Son; The Holy Ghost. Making the form of the cross by first touching one's right shoulder, and then one's left (and not the other way around).

I wonder whom the Mormons consider heretics...Christian Scientists, perhaps...?

The quest for and assertion of legitimacy which each individual religion claims for itself is, if you'll pardon me for saying it with such little tact, nearly comical in its fervency.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ Jun 20 2007, 04:22 PM) [snapback]465392[/snapback]</div>

And now for the last Mormon ritual of the day....

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(formerVWdriver @ Jun 21 2007, 02:36 PM) [snapback]465885[/snapback]</div>

Don't worry. Your mainstream denomination is considered heretical by someone else.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Jun 22 2007, 03:29 PM) [snapback]466485[/snapback]</div>

Not nearly as comical as the atheists getting their panties in a wad over a being whose existence they profess not to believe in

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DelerPrius @ Jun 22 2007, 02:44 PM) [snapback]466502[/snapback]</div>

1. I'm not wearing panties today.

2. I'm not an atheist...why don't you take a moment to update your files?

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Good try at derailing the discussion, though.

Let me get it back on track for you. Follow along slowly so you don't tire your lips while you're reading.

I'm not debating the existence of God or not, just how those of a given faith choose to get all judgemental when other faiths claim the same legitimacy that theirs professes.

Can you differentiate between these issues, or are your knickers cutting off the circulation to your brain?

Read the statement about Mormonism again. "They're heretics, but other than that, they're nice people?...?!?!?

Do you not see the judgement dripping from this statement?

In any case, I'm a bit surprised that you'd take the "if you're an atheist, why are you so upset" stance; it's a bit overplayed to begin with, shows a lack of original thinking, and doesn't even apply to me in the first place.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Jun 22 2007, 02:59 PM) [snapback]466512[/snapback]</div>

Actually, the subject of the original post is to caption the photo.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Godiva @ Jun 22 2007, 03:13 PM) [snapback]466524[/snapback]</div>

Well, how about...

"Reminds me of my days as a volunteer, giving prostate exams...so get this, some men find prostate stimulation to be enjoyable...maybe that's why guys are into anal sex more than chicks??...'cause chicks *don't have a prostate*!!!"

The fudgepacker thing was already taken.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Jun 22 2007, 03:23 PM) [snapback]466532[/snapback]</div>

I did the prostate thing above. Or was that hernia?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ Jun 20 2007, 12:22 PM) [snapback]465392[/snapback]</div>

Since he is a politician he will unroll the glove sleeve up to his elbow so he can extract your 'very being' which will go to the highest bidder.

*OR*

Since it's 'gay day' tomorrow in San Francisco, he's preparing for a 'safe' night out on the town.

*OR*

If thats a hair net he's wearing, the caption should read "Yo querro Taco Bell"

 

Caption: Fudge and Sticky Rice.

Too obscure? See here.