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Prius Jokes

Discussion in 'Gen 2 Prius Main Forum' started by littleprius, Oct 30, 2005.

  1. littleprius

    littleprius New Member

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    Heard any good Prius jokes lately? Can to respond to any posted jokes? :D
     
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  2. Prius Maximus

    Prius Maximus Senior Member

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    No good ones only bad ones. In today's Mr. Boffo, they are lamenting not throwing parties when gas hit 2 or 3 $ a gallon, and want to remember to throw one when it hits $4.

    I used to read Mr. Boffo, but will not anymore. I for one do not believe any Prius owner is happy to see expensive gas.
     
    #2 Prius Maximus, Oct 30, 2005
  3. littleprius

    littleprius New Member

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    Question: Why did the Toyota Corporation decide to build their plant in China?
    Answer: The availability of crash test dummies! :blink:
     
    #3 littleprius, Oct 30, 2005
  4. BMcGraw

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    A friend of mine was overly depressed a few weeks ago and decided to end it all. He proceeded to close the garage doors and windows and then start the car while sitting in the driver's seat. Unfortunately it took over a month for him to die and that was from starvation. :lol:
     
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  5. littleprius

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    Toyota dealers reported on Monday that Californians are standing in line and paying thousands more than the sticker price just to buy the Prius. Anxious buyers are told told that buying a Prius is like marrying Jennifer Lopez :lol: , if you can just be patient it will eventually be your turn.
     
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  6. XLR8

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    So I'm having trouble sleeping at night because...
    I see Prius's all around me
    I'm behind them sometimes in congestion while they're running on battery
    and I'm running on empty
    Just feeling upset, blue and many other emotions...
    Went to the doctor and he said.....





    I had "Prius Envy" and went on to talk about "freud" or something like that.
     
    #6 XLR8, Oct 30, 2005
  7. XLR8

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    Then the doctor went on to explain that I may indeed have "littleprius" envy.
     
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  8. littleprius

    littleprius New Member

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    Nothing to be embarrased about....get over it!!! :D
     
    #8 littleprius, Oct 30, 2005
  9. Mystery Squid

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    :lol:
     
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  10. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    BAWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

    :lol:
     
    #10 Mystery Squid, Oct 30, 2005
  11. littleprius

    littleprius New Member

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    Overheard in men's shower: "It's MY Prius and I'll wash it as often as I want to!" :lol:
     
    #11 littleprius, Oct 31, 2005
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