Scientific Proof

We know, however, that we mustn't take ALL statistical correlations as 'gospel':

As reported on page 27, a 2005 study reports that ID supporters tend to have a lower IQ than the general population - and a significantly lower IQ than scientists. Obviously, this is merely a coincidence. Prophet Bobby agrees, and feels sure that ID believers are not necessarily as retarded as the data would suggest.

 

Boy, do you have a chip on your shoulders or what!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 24 2006, 04:09 PM) [snapback]260493[/snapback]</div>

Pastafarian, eh? :lol:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ May 24 2006, 04:36 PM) [snapback]260514[/snapback]</div>

I found out recently that on the last day of school last year, my youngest brother's third grade teacher told the class that evolution was 'a load of horse poop.' The FSM brought me light (and humor) in dark times =)

 

Proof? From daniel? Yeah, heard that one before. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Funny, I've always found that spaghetti without meatballs was also not as filling. I guess that proves your feeble attempt at a religion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster without meatballs is, um, a hollow meal.

The body and blood of Christ nourishes the soul, not the body.

Sounds like you are malnourished, both body and soul.

P.S. Still waiting for your reply on:
“No semantics here. It is not against the law to enter without permission, and a person who enters undocumented has not broken any law. They cannot be charged with breaking any law. It is NOT against the laws of this country to be here undocumented.â€
http://priuschat.com/index.php?s=&showtopi...ndpost&p=248848

“To all who have remained civil in this debate: It is indeed illegal to aid and abet an undocumented immigrant, or to employ one. For the rest, I will not respond to the substantive point until I have had a chance to check with my original sources, as I left that office when I moved out of Fargo last fall. It won't happen this week, though, as I'll be out of town and away from the internet over the weekend.â€
http://priuschat.com/index.php?s=&showtopi...ndpost&p=249965

It has been over three weeks now, that weekend is long gone. What, they laughing at you on the phone and ignoring your emails?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(geologyrox @ May 24 2006, 05:02 PM) [snapback]260527[/snapback]</div>

That is frightening


<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sufferin' Prius Envy @ May 24 2006, 08:34 PM) [snapback]260636[/snapback]</div>

Spaghetti is not a hollow meal. Ziti is a hollow meal.

 

RAmen! I have a FSM emblem on my other car (2005 Volvo XC70) and need to order an additional one for my Prius so I can help spread the word!

 

:huh: & here I thought I had heard everything, until Daniel pulls this out of his hat.. :lol: :lol:

 

Pastafarianism is now an established religion. Belief in the FSM is spreading like wildfire.

I for one will remain a Christian. I take this whole "faith" in the Flying Spaghetti Monster with a grain of salt. And Pepper. And Oregano.

Nate

 

i have to admit... i feel the URGE to convert....

i must drink it's blood, which, hopefully, is more like Prego than Ragu... h34r:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 24 2006, 07:55 PM) [snapback]260705[/snapback]</div>

No, you didn't invent this one. You are just “bringing the good news” of a “faith” in which you object. You spread the word of things to which you morally object. And you spread the word of things which are incorrect. Sorry daniel, you my friend are a lost soul looking for something concrete to believe in.

I object to the portrayal of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with meatballs. I don't think the FSM has meatballs. Meatballs imply a tacit approval of the inhumane custom of eating ground up animals in your spaghetti. We vegetarians should form a splinter sect of Pastafarianism, called Pastaprimavarianism, in which the FSM has only vegetables, no meatballs. There is only one Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he has no meatballs!
http://priuschat.com/index.php?s=&showtopi...ndpost&p=258559

Maybe we Priuschatters can help daniel with the invention of a faith for which he can totally believe.

His Pastaprimavarianism occult is a good start . . . no meatballs, since he is a vegitarian.

larkinmj hit upon what I belive would be a good suggestion. Maybe his Flying Spaghetti Monster should be made of Ziti – a good metaphor for Pastaprimavarianism, because Ziti is hollow. Though, I think Ditali would make for a better analogy for daniel's deity . . . small, hollow, short-cut pasta tubes.

Another reason I think his Flying Spaghetti Monster should be made out of ditali or any of the other hollow pastas? Air.
You know what happens when you swallow a lot of air.
The nourishment daniel receives from the Flying Ditali Monster meal will help him leave a lasting, um, impression :huh: of the wonders of his lord, both during and after his proselytizing rants. Much like your uncouth ways now, daniel.

 

Ohmygod... I think I finally found an acceptable religion - Pastafarianism!
This is laugh out loud funny. :lol:

Praise the lord, and pass the angel hair!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(naterprius @ May 25 2006, 01:36 PM) [snapback]260946[/snapback]</div>

Please- don't forget the basil!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 25 2006, 09:43 PM) [snapback]261135[/snapback]</div>

Well, we all have our own ways of observing. Rather than risking the possibility of offending the FSM by quaffing non-alcoholic beer, I will stick to the real stuff.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 25 2006, 08:43 PM) [snapback]261135[/snapback]</div>

Speaking of pirates, FSM disciples also believe that global warming is due to the shrinking number of pirates. This should end the ongoing PriusChat debate on what causes global warming-man or natural causes. You can plainly see from this graph, that it's the declining number of pirates! Aye, matey! Shiver me timbers!

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