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SNEAK PREVIEW OF DEMOCRAT PARTY 2008 NATIONAL CONVENTION

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  1. PLMurphy

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    <span style="font-family:Arial Black">Sneak Preview: 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda </span>

    7:00 PM: Opening flag burning.

    7:15 PM: Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

    7:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    7:30 PM: Nonreligious prayer and worship led by Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

    8:00 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

    8:05 PM: Ceremonial tree hugging.

    8:15 PM: Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding.

    8:30 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

    8:35 PM: Free Saddam Rally co-hosted by Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.

    9:00 PM: Keynote speech by French President Jacques Chirac: Sipping Wine While Paris Burns

    9:15 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

    9:20 PM: Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

    9:30 PM: Plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay by Sean Penn

    9:40 PM: Why I hate the Military, a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

    9:45 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    9:50 PM: Dan Rather receives Truth in Broadcasting award, from Michael Moore

    9:55 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    10:00 PM: How Bush and Rumsfeld Brought Down World Trade Center-Howard Dean,DNC Chairman

    10:30 PM: Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

    11:00 PM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    11:05 PM: Al Gore shows his acclaimed film “Love Story†using the Internet he invented

    11:15 PM: Our Troops are War criminals from Presidential Candidate John Kerry

    11:30 PM: Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

    12:00 AM: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

    12:05 AM: Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
     
    #1 PLMurphy, Feb 23, 2007
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    Not quite as funny as it was 4 years ago when it was titled the "2004" DNC.

    Need to come up with some new material. :)
     
    #3 DelerPrius, Feb 23, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DelerPrius @ Feb 23 2007, 02:14 PM) [snapback]395481[/snapback]</div>
     
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    Who cares its a Oldie but a Goodie.. :lol: :lol:
     
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  6. PLMurphy

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    Nice try, but a little flat compared to the DEMs 2008. Of course, you are from California or should I say CaliMexico.
     
    #6 PLMurphy, Feb 23, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PLM @ Feb 23 2007, 01:19 PM) [snapback]395457[/snapback]</div>


    HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I love it, first time I have read this, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. :lol:


    Wildkow

    p.s. Q: Why does Ted Kennedy hate ice? (answer in a future post)
     
    #7 Wildkow, Feb 24, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PLM @ Feb, 06:02 PM) [snapback]395589[/snapback]</div>
    Errr, that's Calexico. Or Mexicali, from the other side. Mexicali's more fun. Anywho, looking forward to Barack's acceptance speech. :)
     
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  9. PLMurphy

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Feb 24 2007, 12:50 AM) [snapback]395683[/snapback]</div>
    Sorry, but it is not going to happen. One is known by the company he/she keeps. Obama's company is JJackson, Al Sharpton, JBond, etc., who do not have the best interest of the US in mind.

    Side note, this website is the slowest on the Internet.
     
    #9 PLMurphy, Feb 24, 2007
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    Donald Rumsfeld gave money and weapons to Saddam Hussein; Ronald Reagan gave money and weapons to Iran and to Osama Bin Laden.

    WHO has the "best interest of the US in mind"?

    I guess Dubya was having a rare moment of telling the truth when he said "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PLM @ Feb, 07:09 AM) [snapback]395780[/snapback]</div>
    Have it your way. If Barack doesn't get the nomination, Hilary will be our next President. Not my first choice, but really, any Dem (other than Lieberman!) will be a beautiful thing for this country.

    The Dems have a lock on the next Presidency. President Clinton. Yeah, I yearn for the days!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ Feb 24 2007, 11:20 AM) [snapback]395783[/snapback]</div>
    Who had the best interest U.S. in mind when Bubba Clintoon sold the technology, to launch missles at the U.S?
    I think the sum was 450 thousand dollars donated to his campaine by the chinese army. That alone was is the reason he should have been impeached and jailed.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(charliem @ Mar 27 2007, 09:23 AM) [snapback]412875[/snapback]</div>

    "Bubba Clintoon" an apt name, I like it. The sad thing is that Clinton should have resigned after he disgraced the office and the nation with his sexcapades in the Oval Office. Interestingly NO DEMs called for his resignation. Hopefully they do not have daughters as interns to powerful people. The laugher is that the same DEMs would want to lynch a GOP(any office holder) person for any sexual act. They are never happy.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PLM @ Feb 24 2007, 12:09 PM) [snapback]395780[/snapback]</div>

    I don't mind jabs at liberals or Democrats (I actually appreciate them sometimes if they are funny, which this one is not.) However, comments like the above (about the only thing that Obama has in common with Jesse Jackson, Julian Bond, and Al Sharpton is that they are all black) reveal the bigotry and racism in the mind of the OP. Of course, I guess by calling him out on it I'll be accused of "liberal hate speech."
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ Mar 27 2007, 09:51 AM) [snapback]412892[/snapback]</div>
    :blink: "Liberal hate speech" is the norm in political discourse today. No surprises here. The funny part is that those who yell the loudest are the very ones who want to surpress opinions that disagree with them. Very similar to Nazi techniques prior to WWII. Today in the US the Dems are afraid of discourse about race, sex and personal responsibility. Apparently they feel that if they equivocate all issues, no one takes a stance about right or wrong, good or evil, etc., then these things will go away.
     
    #15 PLMurphy, Mar 27, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ Mar 27 2007, 09:51 AM) [snapback]412892[/snapback]</div>
    This is liberal hate speech!!
     
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  17. PLMurphy

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    Interesting that you of all people would support DEMs. Apparently you really want the destruction of Israel. :unsure:
     
    #17 PLMurphy, Mar 27, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PLM @ Mar 27 2007, 10:57 AM) [snapback]412894[/snapback]</div>
    Hey, can we turn this guy off now? Godwin's Law! :lol:


    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daronspicher @ Mar 27 2007, 10:58 AM) [snapback]412895[/snapback]</div>
    Well, if objecting to racism is "liberal hate speech", so be it. But I'm sure he appreciates your jumping to his defense.
     
    #18 larkinmj, Mar 27, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PLM @ Mar 27 2007, 10:59 AM) [snapback]412896[/snapback]</div>
    Wth? :blink:


    FLAG ON THE PLAY!!!!!! OFFSIDES!!!!!! RELEVANCE? Invoking Godwin's...
     
    #19 livelychick, Mar 27, 2007
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PLM @ Mar 27 2007, 09:45 AM) [snapback]412887[/snapback]</div>
    So, you would prefer to see someone's daughters dying in a useless war rather than engaging in consensual sex. And how long have you been a fundamentalist Muslim?

    Only a person with the ethical sensibility of a dog could equate lying to conceal adultery with lying to rationalize an illegal war.
     
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