The Enigmatic Squid

Ha ha.

What was it that made you want to go there?

And what's worse, writing it or quoting it?

Anyway, thanks for the research. And for not digging out too crazy of a quote. I was scared for a minute.

 

Plenty more where that came from...


The "Vagina" and "Asylum" forums are quite possibly the best.

...and in case you're all wondering:


http://sportbikecowboy.com/cattlepen/index.php

Hate mail is welcome, AND encouraged...

 

Some people look up for their oracles; some look down (apparently).

 

But spumy concoctions are of great interest to me . . . but I was thinking beer.
Thanks for wasting my time, and grossing me out when I was thinking beer. :wacko:

Damn you Squid! :angry:
How dare you divulge one of the brotherhood's most secret of bathroom rituals!
The ill-equipped sex, in relation to this particular ritual, shouldn't be reminded of their inadequacy to have as much fun while urinating.
I don't know of one guy who hasn't taken aim, or written their name in the snow, or . . . (well that's enough) . . . wouldn't want to divulge more secrets of the brotherhood.

 

and if you shake it more than 3 times, you are just playing with it....

oops...another secret out of the bag... :lol:

 

...which is only okay if nobody is looking

 

DAMNIT! :angry:

I KNEW I shouldn't have called in sick for secret monthly meeting #4439-rtz at the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale...

I heard SOME sort of edict was issued, but I sort of blew it off...

Sh*t, I KNOW I'm gonna pay for this....

 

You boys are so funny. You all had mom's who most likely were fully aware of your little "pee pee" rituals. As you have aged (notice lack of "grown up" phrase) your fascination with your penis and its' abilities rarely wane. I can remeber admitting this 72 year old guy to the hospital for a penile implant. His poor wife sat stoically by his bed. She looked up at me with these sad eyes, "I was hoping we had come to the end of this but they never seem to tire of playing with it."

 

No, if anything it waxes...

 

YO! Wth IS THIS??? :angry:

Just because you chicks fizzle out around 50-ish all of a sudden you don't like it when we can still "uphold the law"?

I think you have a serious chip on your shoulders against males, many of your posts just wreak of it. We've all had our share of crappy gf's, women aren't the only ones, so it's not just YOU. :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

What's the matter squid, someone steal your funny bone??
And you have obviously not hung around with many 50ish women or you would know that nothing is fizzling out......

 

I was trying to be funny.

I suppose since I'm 32 (at least physically ), having not hung around 50ish women is a good thing...

I'm not exactly opposed to MILF's, but 50ish is REALLY pushing it... She better be HOT like Linda Gray from Dallas... h34r:

 

Haven't you heard of Macho?

 

I believe that you should try stuff before you say you don't like it, course that may be why many of my friends question my sanity. :blink:

 

Yeeeeee...

I do not know, that borders on strange and unusual... Sort of gives me the willies just thinking about it... Particularly when I glance around the office...

h34r:

 

Id be a little worried sonds like someones stalking Squidly!!! :lol:

in middle school used to wait until someone we knew was at mid stream and run up grab their shoulders and shake them from side to side and they would spray them selves

Below is the many names those personal meetings LOL
http://bennyhills.fortunecity.com/miller/573/wanklist.html

Squidly, that was too funny!

I have alway prefered older women, they know what they want with no games.!

Did you know that 9 out of 10 women are beaten, & Im still eating mine plain
sorry saw it on a bumper sticker at bike week...