1. Attachments are working again! Check out this thread for more details and to report any other bugs.

The Official 12/29/05 say-anything thread

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Jack 06, Dec 29, 2005.

  1. Jack 06

    Jack 06 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2005
    2,556
    0
    0
    Location:
    Winters, CA: Prius capital of US. 30 miles W of S
    The first of a 3-day countdown to '06. Uses (one or two to a customer):

    *off-the-wall one-liners, observations, philosophy of life, etc.

    *whine (gifts you didn't get, people who don't use turn signals, thickened toenails
    on big toes)---things too puny for the HATE thread, but annoying as hell

    *predictions for '06

    *a joke worth sharing that you heard at a holiday gathering

    *favorite PC members' screen names you've spotted

    *your favorite Deadly Sin (of the Seven)

    *Oscar nominees

    *whether U.S. is in decline, a la the Roman Empire, and your indicator(s)

    *favorite word (you like the sound of it, or the look, or the meaning)

    *define "conservative" or "liberal" (no dictionaries)

    *if you were king or queen, the first thing you'd do is...

    *what's most likely to be really different 10 years from now (we'll dig it up)

    *anything atoll
     
  2. JackDodge

    JackDodge Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2005
    2,366
    4
    0
    Location:
    Bloomfield Hills, MI
    Vehicle:
    Other Hybrid
    Oddest couple award



    ODD COUPLE

    A baby hippo named Owen stands by his “mother,†a giant male Aldabran tortoise, at the Mombasa Haller Park on Wednesday in Mombasa, Kenya. The odd couple have stayed together now for one year. They first got together after Kenya Wildlife Service rangers rescued the baby hippo in the sea off Malindi, after the Asian tsumani reached the Kenyan shore and separated the calf from its mother.
     

    Attached Files:

  3. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2004
    14,816
    2,498
    66
    Location:
    Far-North Chicagoland
    Vehicle:
    2017 Prius Prime
    Model:
    Prime Advanced
    1) My stupid Firefox extension "Easy Gestures" has stopped working. I have it attributed to the scroll wheel and it's no longer popping up.

    2) I ordered a Tombow Object fountain pen from the only source I could find - which was in England - and instead of a medium nib, they sent a bold nib. I love fountain pens but hate bold nibs .
     
  4. JackDodge

    JackDodge Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2005
    2,366
    4
    0
    Location:
    Bloomfield Hills, MI
    Vehicle:
    Other Hybrid
    Tony,

    Trying uninstalling then reinstalling the extension. You may also try the update feature. If you've recently upgraded to 1.5, there have been issues with it so that may be the problem.
     
  5. Danny

    Danny Admin/Founder
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2003
    7,093
    2,108
    1,174
    Location:
    Charlotte, NC
    Vehicle:
    2013 Prius Plug-in
    Model:
    Plug-in Base
    That's going to be a slow damned Hippo...

    I didn't get the MS Natural 4000 keyboard that I wanted (though I didn't really tell anyone), so that's the only thing I'm bummed out about at the moment:

    https://www.zipzoomfly.com/jsp/ProductDetai...ductCode=211298
     
  6. heliotropehead

    heliotropehead New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2004
    701
    1
    0
    Location:
    New Orleans, Louisiana
    That should be the cutest couple award! :)
    When will this week end!?
     
  7. 2Hybrids

    2Hybrids New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2005
    565
    0
    0
    Location:
    Eustis, Florida
    Dookie :lol:
     
  8. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2004
    14,816
    2,498
    66
    Location:
    Far-North Chicagoland
    Vehicle:
    2017 Prius Prime
    Model:
    Prime Advanced
    Closed and restarted Firefox. Works agian.

    "Dookie" has got to be one of the funnest words. It's just fun to say.

    Also, since this is the "say anything" thread I see no reason to hold back:

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. bigdaddy

    bigdaddy Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2005
    991
    3
    0
    Location:
    Duluth Georgia
    The MyTob virus has spoofed one of my websites. As admin of that site, I am getting virus rejection bounceback emails at the rate of 1 every 3 or 4 minutes. It really blows.
     
  10. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2004
    14,487
    1,518
    0
    Location:
    Spokane, WA
    Vehicle:
    2004 Prius
    If I was emperor of the world:

    I'd outlaw alcohol and tobacco and I'd make it illegal to drive an SUV on city streets. For that matter, I'd ban motorized vehicles from cities and towns. I'd end commercial and private air travel, reserving the use of airplanes to emergency transportation. I'd shut down all television stations. Radio would be permitted, but commercial advertising would be banned, so the only stations would be community stations. I'd eliminate the tax exemption for churches. There would be freedom of religion, but no tax exemption for religious institutions. If a bunch of people wanted to get together to worship, they'd have complete freedom. But if they want to incorporate into a church, that church would pay taxes just like any other corporation. Taxes would be graduated and progressive, but there'd be no deductions. If you make X amount, you pay Y amount. The tax form would consist of two lines and a tax table. Write down your total income, look up the tax, write down that amount, and pay it. Cops would have to live in the neighborhood they patrol. Judges would all be thrown in jail, on the assumption that they're worse than the people they've been judging. Everyone else would still be innocent until proved guilty. Politicians would be banished to an island somewhere, where they could quarrel all they liked and leave the rest of us in peace. There'd be a $1,000-per-barrel tax on oil and similar taxes on all other fossil fuels, with the money used to build an alternative energy infrastructure. Harming a cat would be a capital crime. There'd be no other capital offenses.

    Hey, I'm on a roll here, but I have to run. I have to be at Toyota in less than an hour to get my cruise-control stalk repaired.
     
  11. MBranstein

    MBranstein New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2005
    288
    0
    0
    Location:
    Prospect, KY
    Vehicle:
    2006 Prius
    It's my birthday today!
     
  12. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2005
    9,810
    465
    0
    Location:
    MD
    Vehicle:
    2005 Prius
    why the $$&*^ is it raining in december????????

    argh!
     
  13. heliotropehead

    heliotropehead New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2004
    701
    1
    0
    Location:
    New Orleans, Louisiana
    Happy Birthday! :D

    If I was emperor of the world: I'd buy everyone a coke.

    And raining in December? Is it at least cold? I'm still waiting for winter. I've given up on snow, ice, sleet, etc... all I want is some decent cold weather. <_<
     
  14. maggieddd

    maggieddd Senior Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2005
    2,090
    13
    0
    Location:
    Boston
    In this case, Daniel, if I was older, or had no husband, or no Prius I would go out with you :)
     
  15. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2004
    14,816
    2,498
    66
    Location:
    Far-North Chicagoland
    Vehicle:
    2017 Prius Prime
    Model:
    Prime Advanced
    Tell ya what, Maggie. Next time I find myself in Boston, I'll dump my wife and you can drive me around town in your Prius sans husband.
     
  16. Rancid13

    Rancid13 Cool Chick with a Black Prius

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2005
    2,452
    3
    0
    Location:
    Los Alamitos, Orange County, CA
    Vehicle:
    2006 Prius
  17. Jack 06

    Jack 06 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2005
    2,556
    0
    0
    Location:
    Winters, CA: Prius capital of US. 30 miles W of S
    1. good morning

    2. schussssssss

    3. Jack Dodge's new avatar looks both more intelligent than me AND as if it can make good coffee.

    4. Spring Training starts in little more than a month.

    5. megalomaniacal

    6. Politician whose bathroom use I'd least liked to have followed: Nixon. Phew.

    7. High school students now dress uniformly horribly, and should all be sent home. Girls with their skintight, low-cut jeans (and fast-food fat) look like overstuffed sausages. Baggy boys look ridiculously the opposite.

    8. oof

    9. Where do all the chicken heads, beaks and feet end up?
     
  18. tunabreath

    tunabreath New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2005
    226
    0
    0
    Location:
    Southern California
    Vehicle:
    2006 Prius
    Cat food. Except maybe the feet, which are sometimes served in Chinese restaurants. BTW, I miss your old signature line about cars hating it when we anthropomorphize them.

    Also...

    1. I just figured out how to quote multiple posts.

    2. I have to take my oldest cat (she'll be 11 in a few months) to the vet today. At her last checkup, they took a blood sample which showed an elevated calcium level, which can be a marker for some types of cancer. So the vet wants to do some x-rays.
     
  19. heliotropehead

    heliotropehead New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2004
    701
    1
    0
    Location:
    New Orleans, Louisiana

    Bologna & Hot dogs
     
  20. popoff

    popoff New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2005
    560
    0
    0
    Location:
    western NC mountains
    pet food.

    If one knew what was really in pet foods, especially the cheaper ones, they would barf.