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"The Previous Poster" Insults Game

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Ichabod, Dec 11, 2007.

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  1. Ichabod

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    Since FHOP seems to be both the place for thread-based games, and for insult-slinging, this is my attempt to bring all the best of this forum into one thread.

    The game is simple: Insult the previous poster!

    Keep it clean and be creative. Have fun and use your best judgment on whether something is offensive or crosses any of the well-established lines of this board (You say "wait, but I thought one of the guidelines is NO personal insults..." Well um... yeah, we'll see how long this thread lasts :D ).

    Use either something they say to a previous poster, or something they've said recently on the board in general to call them out. Or just make something up! You know, something like "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

    If you find yourself in a protracted back-and-forth duel with one member, take a 5'er and cool down a little. Then come back later and laugh some more!!

    So I need someone's helping in starting out. I'm begging someone, ANYONE, to insult me, and in turn to be insulted! Pile on, folks!
     
    #1 Ichabod, Dec 11, 2007
  2. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    The previous poster foolishly thinks we have the time, patience, and wit to spare for yet another silly game.
     
    #2 hyo silver, Dec 11, 2007
  3. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    The previous posters thinks his shoes are low emissions. Yeah, tell that to anybody else in the room.
     
    #3 MegansPrius, Dec 11, 2007
  4. Tideland Prius

    Tideland Prius Moderator of the North
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    The previous poster thinks he can get away with using his SO's screenname.
     
    #4 Tideland Prius, Dec 11, 2007
  5. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    The previous poster doesn't realize that "Super Moderator" sounds like a character from an Austin Powers movie.
     
    #5 MegansPrius, Dec 11, 2007
  6. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
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    The previous poster had a real difficult time setting up the camera for the self-portrait avatar.
     
    #6 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 11, 2007
  7. Ichabod

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    The previous poster clearly doesn't understand Directive B10.81, and is ALWAYS interfering with us lowly mortals.
     
    #7 Ichabod, Dec 11, 2007
  8. darelldd

    darelldd Prius is our Gas Guzzler

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    The previous poster needs to scratch.
     
    #8 darelldd, Dec 11, 2007
  9. tleonhar

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    The previous poster drives SHOCKING vehicles.
     
    #9 tleonhar, Dec 11, 2007
  10. Ichabod

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    The Previous poster is in for a shock if they think previous x2 would consider that an insult! Besides, everyone knows that emergency responders won't go near YOUR Prius because of all the high-voltage whosamawhats in there :rolleyes:
     
    #10 Ichabod, Dec 11, 2007
  11. Tideland Prius

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    The previous poster is a hexadecimal geek
     
    #11 Tideland Prius, Dec 11, 2007
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    Nothing insulting about that statement!

    The previous poster is Canadian. (There - that ought get the flames going...:D)
     
    #12 moxiequz, Dec 11, 2007
  13. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    What's with the compliments? I thought this was supposed to be an insults thread.

    The previous poster is funnier than they look.
     
    #13 hyo silver, Dec 11, 2007
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    It's a Canadian insult. It's a much lighter one :p


    The previous poster (when I clicked Post Reply) is poor at puns. Flames suck [​IMG]
     
    #14 Tideland Prius, Dec 11, 2007
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    My dog can beat up your dog....eh?
     
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    Your dog is so stupid... he could be president
     
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    The previous poster is clearly a Kentuckian that doesn't even realize that Cincinnati is in Ohio.
     
    #17 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 11, 2007
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    The previous poster is full of P.
     
    #18 Godiva, Dec 12, 2007
  19. Ichabod

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    Godiva and her dog, sittin' in a tree,
    K - I - S - S - I - N - G !

    ...Also, it looks like Hyo got skipped a few posts back, and he definitely deserves an insult, so this is a 2-fer:

    Hyo, you obviously don't know the difference between a bad spark plug and a shorted coil!
     
    #19 Ichabod, Dec 12, 2007
  20. eclectcmoi

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    The previous poster thinks being an artist is finger painting and playing with play-doh.
     
    #20 eclectcmoi, Dec 12, 2007
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