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The Stupidest Thread PriusChat Has Ever Seen

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Mystery Squid, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. Mystery Squid

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    "Why should it? It goes well?"

    "But that shouldn't be the way it goes."

    "Well, if I had a dollar for every stupid thing it's barked at..."

    "Well, that's ok. I was just thinking..."

    "What IF the toaster was FAKING?"

    "Did he REALLY die of ennui?"

    "Say what you will, he's nothing but a BUM."

    "When it comes right down to it, you either are, or are not. And that includes all forms of bowel movements."

    "He might have been vain, but he never really did take to cold toilet seats...."

    "Oh, and get this, when he finally pulled it off her, she started screaming."
     
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  2. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    now that cell phones are everywhere, the whole world's a telephone booth.
    better get used to it, because it's only going to get worse.
     
    #2 galaxee, Jan 27, 2006
  3. Schmika

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    I really find it funny when the phone rings in the toilet.....and the moron answers. I wanna flush or yell "Hey, the guy is talking to you while he is taking a "S*IT" or Fart real loud.


    HAHAHAHAHA
     
    #3 Schmika, Jan 27, 2006
  4. Rancid13

    Rancid13 Cool Chick with a Black Prius

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    And to think, to this day, after all this time, that he is still standing there.
     
    #4 Rancid13, Jan 27, 2006
  5. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
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    Oh, it's one thing to receive a call in the bathroom but a whole other level when someone INITIATES a call from the bathroom. At least once a week I see this.

    And yeah, Squid. This is a stupid thread.
    Good to see you're still on your game! :)
     
    #5 TonyPSchaefer, Jan 27, 2006
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    I am rather surprised at you Schmika! I didn't give you credit for such a sense of humor.
    I mean a guy has whipped it out (and may have used both hands at one point or another) or just sitting there and using the same hand to put that phone right next to his mouth (should say her as well cause this happens in the ladies room too). This is the nurse in me going in this direction.....
     
    #6 Salsawonder, Jan 27, 2006
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    Actually, I have wireless and I am writing this from the bathroom. Just wanted to contribute to the stupidest Thread PriusChat has ever seen.


    [and yes, I read priuschat on the john *and* john1701a]
     
    #7 bigdaddy, Jan 28, 2006
  8. Mystery Squid

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    #8 Mystery Squid, Jan 28, 2006
  9. TonyPSchaefer

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    T.M.I!!
     
    #9 TonyPSchaefer, Jan 28, 2006
  10. Mystery Squid

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    Hmmm... If you're anything like me, I'd coordinate the hitting of either the "send" or "enter" key with the splashing of the fecal matter.

    Gives it that ending-on-the-perfect-note feel...


    :ph34r:
     
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    Rancid13 Cool Chick with a Black Prius

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    #11 Rancid13, Jan 28, 2006
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    :rolleyes: :eek: :lol:

    Next: odor-transmitting cell phones.

    Two hands? I wish...
     
    #12 Jack 06, Jan 28, 2006
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    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
     
    #13 naterprius, Apr 21, 2006
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    or in the middle of the call, you call out hurry up buddy I want to finnish what we started or start moaning LOL...
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    cell phones on during meetings..

    One of the best dumb things to do, is have a female friend walk up to another one of your friends whos with his girlfriend have the girl throw one of those $10 promise rings at the cpl and call your friend a @$#!^%*& and storm away.. then look out the fireworks are gonna start... :lol:
     
    #14 hycamguy07, Apr 26, 2006
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