Toyota-Certified Eggs?

:lol:

 

You have to keep in mind that the manual specifically calls for RAW eggs. Unfortunately, after a few hot days you might end up with hard-boiled eggs not to mention curdled milk. So what you're going to have to is install mini-fridge in the rear, there to hold the cold goods.

If that becomes too complicated, there is another option:
Don't drink the electrolyte!

Now, of course, I'm going to have to go through the manual looking for something similarly funny.
Thanks for the smile, hybrideyes.

 

Let's see, Nater, perhaps it would go something like this:

"If you accidentally swallow electrolyte, drink a large quantity of water or milk. Follow with milk of magnesia, beaten raw egg or vegetable oil. Then go immediately for emergency help." [OK]

"Raw eggs may contain bacterias to which some individuals may have negative reactions" [OK]

Of course, regardless of the buttonyou pressed to get this warning, once you hit the [OK] button you will be taken to the map. On the up side, activating voice recognition and saying "I drank the electrolyte" activates the POIs for all hospitals within five miles and all morgues within ten miles.