Visit to the "doctor"

Patient: Excuse me, I've been waiting a long time.
Doctor: (Looking up from the computer). Oh. What do you want?
Patient: I have a sore throat.
Doctor: Just a minute. (Sound of furious typing at the keyboard) Ok. Lets see. Have you travelled recently?
Patient: Just to Canada to see my brother.
Doctor: Canada! Were you sick there? Thank God you survived their socialized health care treatment. Were you accosted by gays getting married? By anti-war protestors?
Patient: No. People were friendly.
Doctor: That's how they fool you.
Patient: Well, what about my sore throat?
Doctor: Take some cough medicine. Its on sale in my pharmacy for $39.79
Patient: You are a real doctor, aren't you?
Doctor: Of course. Look at the md after my name on the computer. (goes back to fevered typing)