Where is My Ninja Turtles Lunchbox?

Back in elementary school, we learned that one way to show off how sauve and cool we were was to buy something the other children would appreciate. Some did it with clothes and a Trapper Keeper. Some of us far nerdier and much more hopeless bought the red Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox, with the matching thermos inside.

I'm no more cool today than I was back then, but I did once again buy something geeky to show to the other kids in class. Namely, a gold-level membership in PriusChat.

I seem to recall that the subscriber-level tags were lost in the Great Invision Upgrade of 08 (August), and I still don't see those tags associated with any of the usernames I'd grown used to. And now I include myself among those who seem to have lost their lunchbox.



I am missing out on the shameless vanity and implied superior dedication that I understood to be my undelayed gratification resulting from my donation.

I have an intense, immediate need to glorify myself before those whose opinions of me I pretend to ignore. I need a baseless boost of my sense of self-worth and belonging right away!

So can I get my little gold tag, so people know I'm, you know, cool?

Thanks.

 

Sadness.

No reply from the admins, no gold star sticker. Disappointing.

Kicking back up to the top.