Why the Prius must be a male.

Men....low maintenance? Since when? Have you ever dealt with a sick guy other than yourself?

Even better...men are QUIET!!! I wouldn't use that term...and I spent four years in college in engineering...so I know plenty of men.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mike0422 @ May 24 2006, 07:59 AM) [snapback]260251[/snapback]</div>

that should be, they have the ability to carry a lot of baggage!

 

but Prius is curvy.... is it a fruit?

 

B) It also doesn't behave irrationally and isn't moody. I'm pretty sure mine's a dude, sure. :lol:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ScottY @ May 24 2006, 04:33 AM) [snapback]260261[/snapback]</div>

and do....more often than not.

My Prius is most definitely female.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(seeh2o @ May 24 2006, 11:59 AM) [snapback]260353[/snapback]</div>

Mine too.. just look how sexy her curve is.. :wub:
plus, mine's bra-less. gotta love that! :lol:

 

My wife says you sex cars by looking at the number of tailpipes. One is a male and two is a female. At least that's how you sex VWs.

 

You can tell if your cars male or female, just by sniffing its vent! <_< :blink: :huh: :lol: :lol:

 

Prius is not either sex it is a Car.

 

Mine's a dude. His name is Max and he's sexy as hell. :wub: My husband's jealous of him.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rancid13 @ May 24 2006, 02:22 PM) [snapback]260438[/snapback]</div>

there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't put my finger on it...

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JackDodge @ May 24 2006, 12:31 PM) [snapback]260469[/snapback]</div>

Still thinking about it? :huh:

 

.. but prius can multi-task. It must be a female.

 

Pri is definitely a female.
She works tirelessly, without complaint.
Is very intelligent and protective.
Likes to have fun, but is very forgiving.
Curves in all the right places.
Has a lovely voice to guide us and doesn't get ruffled if we chose another path.

 

This is in response the women's summer classes for men thread.

Why the Prius must be a male:

1. They are easy to turn on and always go all the way. Got to give you this one!

2. They save you money. not in my experience with men, definitely with the Prius though

3. They are perfectly happy sitting at home. My girl is always ready to go and enjoys every mile

4. They don't carry a lot of baggage. I beg to differ! The little rebel can hold many cases of wine and a few friends, cheese, salami and bread!

5. They have lots of storage compartments (Pockets). Then why are you guys always saying "honey will you put my wallet in your purse???

6. They are low maintenance. Very iffy and definitely not so when sick with the mildest of colds..

7. They are quiet. like in between football, basketball and baseball season...or lets keep Hockey in there too, then there is the car comparison talks with the buddies, not to mention the obligatory male burping and farting binges that are frequently believed to be funny..

Any others?
I grew up with 2 brothers and a sister, my sister had 4 boys...there were lots of guys through out my life, BF and otherwise!



<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Begreen @ May 24 2006, 06:57 PM) [snapback]260670[/snapback]</div>

Amen!

 

OK I am an Ob/Gyn so I have a certain amount of experience in this, and I looked under the car and at least mine is defiantly female! :lol: I guess we may need to do a Karyotype... I guess we could draw of a bit of fluid and send it off to the lab. I am not going to biopsy my babies skin!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hdrygas @ May 24 2006, 07:59 PM) [snapback]260709[/snapback]</div>

Yup, I just checked - XX