WTB Used Razr Phone

So I'm a pretty minimalist and frugal guy. Usually, frugality is the driving factor on most of my decisions. For example, I still have dial-up at home.

Over the weekend I was walking past a U.S. Cellular store (my provider) and I got a thought: what do they do with all the phones that people don't need any more when they get a new one with a new contract? So I walked in and asked. Turns out they recycle them. That's pretty nice.

So I asked if I could have one. Oh yeah, I'm sometimes a little cocky and bold. After all, I reasoned, it requires energy to recycle and it would be a shame if some of their parts ended up in landfills. So the only logical option is to put the functional phones back into circulation where they can continue to serve their designed purpose.

They don't do that.

So I've decided to put it to the populous here.
If anyone is considering getting rid of their phone (and I have to admit that I really like the Razr and the bluetooth would work with Priapus) please let me know. Now you have to know that I'm not going to offer $100 or some such silly amount (re-read the first paragraph). But I'll give you, let's say, $20 more than U.S. Cellular would give you and I'll pay for shipping.

You can take your phone to any store and they will wipe all information from it.
I will, of course, have to get it programmed for my phone number.

Now I realize what some of you are thinking: "Here's a guy who wants to pay only $20 for a phone that someone else paid more than $100 for."
Yeah, pretty much. But if you were going to throw it out anyway, what's the harm?