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You Have Nothing To Worry About

Discussion in 'Environmental Discussion' started by Bill Merchant, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. Bill Merchant

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    #1 Bill Merchant, Aug 17, 2006
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    That made perfect sense. How could I have missed such obvious reasoning?
     
    #2 TonyPSchaefer, Aug 17, 2006
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    Finally! A responsible, scientific report that pulls no punches on those darn flatulent groundhogs! He's taking a big risk, considering the size of the Groundhog lobbyists - you have to admire that kind of courage!
     
    #3 jimmyrose, Aug 17, 2006
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    I always knew scales from sea serpents were the cause
     
    #4 MarinJohn, Aug 18, 2006
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    Now that's just wrong.

    Every one knows "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

    The real cause of Global Warming....because there's a graph and everything.

    [​IMG]

    Stop Global Warming!
     
    #5 Godiva, Aug 18, 2006
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    The more you listen to it, the more you catch. This last time I caught this nugget: ". . . as the sun revolves around the Earth . . ."

    Brilliant!!
     
    #6 TonyPSchaefer, Aug 18, 2006
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    Godiva, that article is a gem. :lol:
     
    #7 dragonfly, Aug 19, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Aug 18 2006, 10:04 AM) [snapback]305403[/snapback]</div>
    ...the Earth which is flat, of course! And I thought he said flatulent gophers? Not groundhogs...
     
    #8 Rancid13, Aug 23, 2006
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