Rock, paper, scissors to decide future court cases.

The U.S. Supreme Court today announced that all future cases will be decided by playing a game of rock, paper, scissors on the front steps of the federal court building in Washington. In adddition, they have decided to recuse themselves in favour of letting the games be suprvised by second grade students at nearby George Washington Elementary School. Critics responded by saying that the second graders would almost certainly be even more activist. Liberals look forward to more mature and rational decisions from the court.