Pro tip for hipster germaphobes: Lock the Gen III Prius by fist bumping the door handle while saying "Yo, Prius."
Took 10 years to find good seat position in last car. It had 2 adjustments. Prius has 3 adjustments. Hey, that's only exponentially more...
Psssst, everyone show up at the dealers at the same and demand the recall software flash. It'll be a flash mob. *badoom ching.*