"Banned" words

Anyone notice that saying "if I would have done X", by usage, has almost achieved legitimacy with "if I had done X"?

Chalk on a blackboard.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jack Kelly @ Dec 16 2006, 02:30 PM) [snapback]363167[/snapback]</div>

Probably because most people say "I would have done X" instead of "I had done X".

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sufferin' Prius Envy @ Dec 15 2006, 06:21 PM) [snapback]363006[/snapback]</div>

No, but it's ignorant to advertise a word that Merriam-Webster posts as "non-standard." That means it falls into the category of "ain't." Almost anything can be a "word." Far fewer qualify for standard English. It depends on what you want to teach your kids. The French, damn their eyes!, have an official organization to legislate on this, the Alliance Française. We make do with good English teachers, like AuntBee. Pay attention to them.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Dec 17 2006, 11:58 PM) [snapback]363644[/snapback]</div>

Somehow, I don't think it would have been the same Broadway show if I would have seen "Are Not Misbehaving."



<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Dec 17 2006, 11:58 PM) [snapback]363644[/snapback]</div>

Yeah, good point.

Damn all those elementary school teacher who lead us wrong by allowing us to sing . . “The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be Ain't what she used to be, Ain't what she used to be The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be ...

Wow . . . for being liberal free thinkers, y'all seem to be acting quite conservative on this subject.
Could it be :huh: . . . wanna-be :mellow: . . . liberal Ivy League College snobbism at work?

I'm happy to live in a richer, more diverse world of English language.

 

How about "I'm all about" to express enthusiasm for something? For example, we at Prius Chat might say, if we wished to be trendy, "I'm all about fuel economy" or "I'm all about global warming." Unless I am missing a nuance, "I'm all about" is synonymous with "I'm into," as in "I'm into Scrabble."

In our family we have a disturbing tendency to use such odious new expressions in a scornful manner, only to find them becoming habitual.



<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tag @ Dec 31 2003, 05:34 PM) [snapback]984[/snapback]</div>

 

"bottom line"
"skill set"
"operationalize"
"ballpark estimate"
"do lunch"

in fact, let's get rid of all psychobabble and business jargon. Then there would be nothing to express and no way to express it.

 

How about Murse = Man Purse....

 

One of the very few ways men are smarter than women is that they refuse to carry a bag around all day. (Another is they refuse to wear uncomfortable shoes)

 

"make no mistake about it"

axed (asked. how did this ever become acceptable?)

"what's up" (particularly as a greeting)

"stay the course"

"thinking outside of the box"

"resolve"

"neat"

"it's different" (though when spoken it sounds like..."eeets deeefrnt")

"cut and run"

"nucular" (should be nuclear)

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lbligh @ Dec 18 2006, 06:42 AM) [snapback]363671[/snapback]</div>

I'm all over that!


If any word, often pointedly, has more (and less!) meaning than "interesting" (as in, "Hmmm, yes, that is an interesting way of looking at it.)---it's:

CUTE!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sufferin' Prius Envy @ Dec 18 2006, 03:05 AM) [snapback]363654[/snapback]</div>

Live in any world you want. Your poster makes my point. The faces in it, as well as Fats Waller, were Black. "Ain't Misbehavin' " is Black English, a perfectly valid dialect, but it isn't Standard English. I don't recall my English teacher teaching us "The Old Gray Mare," but I sure do remember her using a red marker whenever "ain't" popped into an essay. You want to live in a world of Black English speakers, then "ain't" is perfectly standard, as is "I be, you be, he bes." It has different rules. This isn't racist. Any book on Black English will explain its grammar.

I thought conservatives wanted to conserve things, like standards. I'm in California and teach in Orange County, the most conservative outpost in the state. Ivy League doesn't cut much ice out here. If I use "ain't" and "irregardless" in my lessons, even the Sons of John Birch, which is headquartered here, will roll their eyes.

<_< :blink: , just to prove my point.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Dec 18 2006, 08:53 AM) [snapback]363797[/snapback]</div>

You got me there. When in Italy I noticed all the guys had shoulder bags to hold their junk and their back pocket didn't stick out a foot because of the bulging wallet. I got hooked. (But I never said I was very smart.)

 

That's odd. I didn't notice that last time I was in Rome.

Personally, I love walking but can't stand carrying things (except wallet and keys). I had enough of lugging books around at college to last me a lifetime. As for "junk", what would that be? Combs? Brushes? Make-up? Beats me!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Dec 18 2006, 02:29 PM) [snapback]363874[/snapback]</div>

I abandoned the wallet-in-the-back-pocket years ago at the suggestion of my chiropractor. And it's done a world of good for my back. You're shoulder story reminds me of an old Seinfeld episode.

 

"Neocon" (he uttered, ducking )

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Dec 18 2006, 11:37 AM) [snapback]363880[/snapback]</div>

Well, I haven't been in Rome for a while so maybe the trend has changed.

"Junk:"

Money
Credit Cards and club cards (Health club, Barnes & Noble, etc.)
Small book to read while waiting
Cell phone
Comb
Documents (driver's license, medical, etc.)
Keys for school and Prius fob
Tiny calculator which I use a lot
Check book
Pen
Glasses
Fingernail clipper (for sudden broken nail)
Business cards
Altoids

No makeup. I know I can do without a few of these things but why? And, instead of packing my pants everytime I go out, I just grab my bag.

I guess I could get my wife to carry this for me but she is liberated.

 

I also have a Man Bag. I do not refer to it as a murse. It's a Man Bag. Occassionally a Man Purse, but never a murse.

In fact on a couple of occassions, I have threatened calling the BBB and my lawyer over stores that would not let me carry a bag into a store for fear of theft. I spoke with the managers of these stores and told them that I was being discriminated against. Either they needed to let me in with my bag, or they need to not let any woman with a purse. My bag is smaller than most women's purses. One of the stores no longer has my business.

Yay for man bags!

As to the thread, we should do away with the word "Murse". It just sounds dumb, IMO.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Skwyre7 @ Dec 18 2006, 12:35 PM) [snapback]363902[/snapback]</div>

I've never heard that word before and agree with you. Once, coming out of Comp USA the door guard asked me if he could look inside my bag. I told him "No" and he said, "Well, OK." I told him he didn't ask to see the inside of the bags of the two women ahead of me. I don't seem to have a big problem figuring out if I am masculine or feminine and the word purse works for me. My wife winces though!

The Prius works well with this system. If I get in the car and it starts it means I haven't left my bag behind because the fob is in it. I wouldn't have this safeguard with a wallet.

 

Butthat. I hear it everyday and I'm sick and tired of it.

 

Man Purse, Murse, man bag, I love it!!! I have to carry a briefcase, so I get to keep the glasses case, wallet, eye drops, etc. in there and just call it a brief case. Murse........ Great!! never heard that before!! :lol: :lol: