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Christians vs. Hippies. Who knew?

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by MarinJohn, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. MarinJohn

    MarinJohn Senior Member

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    Why Do Hippies Still Exist in America? | ChristWire

    These are people who have managed to deny every positive cultural change of the last 50 years. They avoided the raw masculinity and progressive politics of the Reagan years. They fought against profiling and advanced interrogation techniques, they organized secret radical cells on very own soil and they have clogged countless courts with their endless attempts to derail our democracy of moral decency. As martyrs, enemies and agitators, they represent the antithesis of Constitutional Americanism. They are against every tradition that has made this country great and have nothing to offer in a constructive or positive sense. And in that darkness, hidden away from common sense and ethical living, they engage in the most vile, bestial acts. …deadly street drugs like marijuana…Instead, they worship…masturbation, and any form of abuse. They take great pride in spreading their foul disease to young and old alike, drawing blood oaths from the innocent or feeble-minded…Hippies are predominantly white and they have used that unfairly to their political advantage.

    They avoid police stops on our roads by tucking their long hair back into their shirts and driving moderately…the adult hippie will resolve every complex life dilemma with a bong hit. Others inhabit old vans and school buses, stealing water from public hydrants and luring school kids into all night drug parties. Their appearance is wholly unkempt and they mask their unwashed bodily odors with patchouli oil…Drugs are an essential component to enjoying this sort of music, for it contains very few discernable lyrics and enjoyable beats. Rather, it is like an improvised jazz solo with the lowest quality acoustical instruments pumped through a sound system purchased at a toy store. Entering into these events, one is assaulted by sexual and psychedelic demands that push you into naked frenzies and hours-long blackouts. The music itself…celebrates an elite form of hedonism so sickening that one imagines the deepest pits of hell couldn’t possibly be more terrifying.

    I have written about the youth trend of “hipsters” in the past and it’s important to realize that hippies are somewhat different. They use family money to create farcical careers as unpublished authors or fashion designers. They tend to be far more sexual and consequently likelier carriers of herpes and genital warts. Hipsters fetishize clothes above drugs, while for hippies it’s the opposite. There are far more homosexuals in the hipster demographic, for the hippie does not enjoy expensive hair products and tight clothing. Unfortunately, the feeble minds of these addicts have been co-opted by unscrupulous political operatives to support a dangerous socialist agenda.

    They are destroying Christianity and subjugating the faithful. What will this world be without the vital righteous leadership of the United States? What hell awaits a decade or two away if these sorts of people keep on keeping on? How can we risk all the tremendous gains we have made as a people humble before our Great God if these sickening creatures are allowed to prey on children, to slither down our streets, to congregate on our town squares, naked and high?

    MJ: Now go back and substitute ‘christian’ for ‘hippie’ and you’ll see exactly why this country is on it’s back. Talk about indoctrinating the young with intolerance and wrongheadedness!
     
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    Is this for real? lol
     
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    Nope... just someone wanting attention. :rolleyes:
     
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    I liked the South Park where Cartman tries to eradicate the hippie infestation in the town.
     
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    For this I can forgive them all their sins.
     
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    Fundamentalists of all stripes give religion a bad name. I'd side with the hippies every time.
     
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    "Progressive politics of the Reagan years..." Wth?!?

    :hippie:
     
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    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    Religion gives religion a bad name.
     
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    That lost me too. Most my family are progressives, and they all look to the Reagan years as dark years. That and stating marijuana is the vialist street drug (in this day and age mind you), makes me wonder if this is satire.
     
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    LOL That's pretty funny stuff. But apparently the author was trying to be serious?? :confused: You never know what you can find on the web.
     
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    I looked at the writer's facebook (what you can see without friending him), and I think there is a bit of satire involved.

    Or, he's truly brain-damaged from the twisted, extremist views he holds. Either one.
     
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    Motivational Children's Party Entertainer. Shudder.
     
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    Those two conditions aren't mutually exclusive:D
     
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    i think he stole some quotes from stalin.:cool:
     
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    That was fricken hilarious.
     
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    I found it quite amusing. :)
     
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    After rereading my OP and the replies it occurred to me that my intent of posting wasn't clear. It's contained in the last sentence where I say 'substitute hippie for christian'. I really think we have become so entrenched in our polarization that 'us against them' is taking it's toll on our national psyche. I have to wonder why it matters to person A whether person B is either a hippie, a christian or whatever. Our diversity is an asset. Our teaching hate, blame and knack to devalue others is not.
     
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    or the left wing either.;)
     
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    Wow! And I thought that the [ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem]Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame],
    10,000+ monkeys typing for an infinite length of time,
    was looking to the reproduction of the entire works of W. Shakespeare.

    Instead Christwire somehow found among the virtually infinite
    meaningless outputs of the 10,000+ monkeys, the material presented in
    the OP.

    It is an incredible piece of randomly generted typing. The probability of
    that string of approximately 3300 characters being typed by any
    number of monkeys is something like 1/60^3300, a very small number.
    (Upper and lower case charters, space and punctuation included.)
    Yet there it is, in its full monkey typed, randomly generated glory.

    The incredible thing is that on the surface, the work looks like meaningful
    text. Nearly fooled ya' didn't it? It is easy to forget that it is random
    typing found on one of the pages lining the floor of the cage housing
    the 10,000+ randomly typing monkeys...

    Monkey see, monkey doo-doo... nothing more, nothing less.