Complete the Limerick

BMW drivers are jerks
And also those driving Mercs
but SUVs and their girth
will be the death of our Earth
so vote "green" and get all the good perks

Republicans have had their 10 years
I think that it's time to switch gears

 

There once was a man from Nantucket
Dude! I'll get the bucket.

 

The generals said "What's after a trillion?"
The generals said "What's after a zillion?"
The wars taking so long
So they decided it's wrong
To draft another three billion


The driver went into the bar
But forgot he was driving his car

 

The driver went into the bar
But forgot he was driving his car
After shot number five
He went for a drive
Now they're peeling him off of the tar.


Barry Manilow just sang a song
And many good people joined along

 

Barry Manilow just sang a song
And many good people joined along
Till the waitress brought food out,
Said "In deference to his snout,
Don't pour pepper near Barry, that's just wrong!"


In the deep dark damp well of a cave
Was a little boy feeling quite brave

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Nov 6 2006, 08:07 PM) [snapback]344824[/snapback]</div>

PriusChat's such a great site
Except when the members all fight.
Then TonyPSchaefer
Says, "Don't talk that way, sir,
Or I'll kick your butt off for the night!"

I get 46 mpg
As I drive up the coast, by the sea.

 

PriusChat's such a great site
Except when the members all fight.
Then TonyPSchaefer
Says, "Don't talk that way, sir,
Or I'll kick your butt off for the night!"

I get 46 mpg
As I drive up the coast, by the sea.
I driveto glimpse birds of tallon,
I drive to bear witness to the magnificent redwood trees.

What is happening to our earth,
The glorious one who gave us birth.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paul R. Haller @ Nov 7 2006, 02:18 AM) [snapback]344875[/snapback]</div>

Some say it's a crock
The truth they do mock
They'll find there is no cause for mirth

Neo-cons have one default
They bellow "it's all Clinton's fault!"

 

Neo-cons have one default
They bellow "it's all Clinton's fault!"
Then they elected a loser--
Not much of a muser--
I'm tired of hearing them exalt!


I just took my son down to vote
I'm living on a positive note

 

I just took my son down to vote
I'm living on a positive note
I say with a grin
I hope Democrats win
That would definitely float my boat

My Prius is such a great car
On little gas I can go far

 

My Prius is such a great car
On little gas I can go far
As I pass each gas station
Lines of SUVs waitin'
I laugh out loud, "Har dee har har!"

I voted to boot old Arnold out
because he's shown he can be such a lout

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Proco @ Nov 7 2006, 07:21 AM) [snapback]344955[/snapback]</div>

My Prius is such a great car
On little gas I can go far
I can drive to the snow
On 4 gallons or so
And, same tank, I return to Del Mar.

Karl Rove's running nervous today
While the Reps and the Dems have their say.

 

Catching up on all the entries so far ...

I voted to boot old Arnold out
because he's shown he can be such a lout
I don't like his style
It fills me with bile
He's someone I can do without
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Increasingly I'm of the conviction
That chat rooms can be quite an addiction
I spend so much time
From morn to nighttime
It's really a major affliction
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Karl Rove's running nervous today
While the Reps and the Dems have their say.
Neo-cons on the ropes
Have given us hope
That soon he will just go away
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Trying to find the right meter
For lim'ricks could be so much sweeter