Complete the Limerick

When will George Allen concede?
To hang on there is really no need
He finally conceded--
His party defeated--
I wonder if he'll go smoke a little weed?


Thank God it's the day before Friday
Ten minutes before I go hit the highway

 

The evidence's abundant, you've been smoking weed
Look 'round you, all things gone to seed
Or maybe you work and see PriusChat
Read inane threads, reply tit for tat
At the end of the day we all get what we need need
Work, PriusChat and weed

Oops, you beat me to the next post

Thank God it's the day before Friday
Ten minutes before I go hit the highway

 

Thank God it's the day before Friday
Ten minutes before I go hit the highway
The day was a grind
And the bars I will find
Before I go drive on the Skyway

My fridge it decided to break
It ruined all my wonderful steak

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 9 2006, 04:40 PM) [snapback]346531[/snapback]</div>

YOU OWE ME A BEER!

My fridge it decided to break
It ruined all my wonderful steak
It's all at room temp
Goodbye, my dear shrimp
As Marie said, "I guess I'll eat cake."


I love nightly reruns of "Scrubs"
I watch it while eating a sub

 

Man, you guys are good!

I love nightly reruns of "Scrubs"
I watch it while eating a sub
But it fills my Tivo
Deciding what has to go
And therein lies the rub

Nancy Pelosi had lunch
With the SOB neocon bunch

 

Today Nancy Pelosi had lunch
With the SOB neocon bunch
If she'da choked on a bone
They'd have left her alone
What I say's not a fact, just a hunch.

Okay, that was quick...

Oh, jeez, I have nothing to say
Been creating limericks all damn day

 

Oh, jeez, I have nothing to say
Been creating limericks all damn day
I should have been workin'
Instead I been shirkin'
Responsibilities.... who cares! I'm still payed!


There were so many Dems on the house floor
After lots of the Reps were sent out door

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 9 2006, 10:35 PM) [snapback]346709[/snapback]</div>

Ha! :lol: I needed that. I just finished yelling at a troll.

 

Macaca pulled out of the race
With a big flop of egg on his face.
Virginia said no
To Confederate Geo.
Now he's off to his bris, just in case....

Bush and Pelosi had lunch
With Cheney and all of that bunch

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 10 2006, 07:32 AM) [snapback]346891[/snapback]</div>

Now Bush has lost kit and caboodle!
What happens to Blair, his lap-poodle?
They are forming long queues
To be filling his shoes,
Why, the poor man is off of his noodle!

This weekend I waxed my new car
With Zaino, it shines like a star!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 10 2006, 11:34 AM) [snapback]347072[/snapback]</div>

The piano's not easy to play
I would happily call it a day.
"Liebestraume" by Franz Liszt
Caused a bruise on my fist
Now it's back to my scales "do, re....."

I have to log off now and go
Do some stuff I put off long ago.

 

At long last the weekend is here
The weekend is what I hold dear
I sit around in my undies
Reading papers on Sundays
Eating nothing but popcorn and beer

It started to snow in the night
Without glasses it was pretty bright

 

I have a friend called Trevor
Who thinks that he's very clever
His anglophile name
Really causes him shame
People don't take him serious ever.

(sorry, I don't know Trevor...and have no issues with anglophile names...no flames, please, just a silly limerick!)

The clock here says 5:24
Why the hell am I not out the door?

 

The clock here says 5:24
Why the hell am I not out the door?
There's beer to be drunk
And men to be spunk
I'd work longer, but what what the hell for?

It's a really bad time to be Rummy.
I can't think of a lousier dummy.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 10 2006, 06:20 PM) [snapback]347279[/snapback]</div>

It's a really bad time to be Rummy.
I can't think of a lousier dummy.
"Henny-Penny!" he cried
As they threw him outside,
"Condi Rice is beginning to bum me."

I'm having a difficult time
Making some of these limericks rhyme.