Complete the Limerick

I'm having a difficult time
Making some of these limericks rhyme.
So they gave me a license
To poetize nonsense
It's like talking in a pantomime

Speghetti's a wonderful feast
With bread just baked from flour and yeast

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 10 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]347334[/snapback]</div>

Spaghetti's a wonderful feast
With bread baked from flour and yeast.
The carbos run high
But I'll mange 'til I die,
With a bottle of vino (at least!)

The cobwebs are filling my head
So I think I'll bop up to my bed,

 

The cobwebs are filling my head
So I think I'll bop up to my bed,
Seven hours of sleep
Only dreaming of sheep
Then awake no longer feeling like dead

George Bush started drinking cheap gin
When the democrats started to win

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(prius biker @ Nov 11 2006, 05:05 AM) [snapback]347393[/snapback]</div>

George Bush started drinking cheap gin
When the democrats started to win
He passed out on his bed
With a nucular head
Mumbling "Poppy, please help me again!"

Karl Rove's looking out for new work
But there's not much demand for a jerk.

 

Karl Rove's looking out for new work
But there's not much demand for a jerk
Not yet, but give him a minute
'08 is in sight, he wants to win it
till then, 'round 'bout he will lurk

Hope is high for Pelosi and friends
While Osama is free, Iraq mends

 

Hope is high for Pelosi and friends
While Osama is free, Iraq mends
They were sure left a mess
It'll help nonetheless
Thank heavens we bucked political trends


Of course the biggest news of the week ( )
America's "sweet tart" and that freak

 

Of course the biggest news of the week
America's "sweet tart" and that freak
Let's stop all the fussing
It's not worth discussing
The lives of the mighty and shiek

For my Prius I did learn today
Of a new toy for which I will pay

 

For my Prius I did learn today
Of a new toy for which I will pay
If I may be blunt
It's a bra for the front
But, what will the neighbors say?

There once was a man who would sneeze
Each time he misplaced his keys

 

My car’s right by Mission Viejo
The Hummer’s speed by because they’re “a†hoes
I said, “though your Humming - your fuel use is numbing
Won’t you help remove al-queda funding?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(terri @ Nov 12 2006, 11:44 AM) [snapback]347826[/snapback]</div>

....above is the "starter" from my post for the next person....

 

There once was a man who would sneeze
Each time he misplaced his keys
So he said what the heck
Hung his keys from his neck
Now he'd only sneeze in the breeze

So the women sent men out to play
With an order they'd better obey

 

So the men sent the women to play
With an order they'd better obey
girls gathered to huddle
in fury did muddle
they sailed 'way, bidding men and kids stay

Women had fun going isle to isle
leaving men, and dishes to pile

 

So I'm sitting here watching TV
Talking heads are a-speaking to me.
"In New York," says Blitzer,
"the new Guv is Spitzer!"
Aren't those reindeer? Or is that just me?

In the House you must really go see
our new Madame Speaker P'losi.
She'll preside like an artisan
(even sometimes bipartisan!)
It's a new page in House history.

If politics isn't your bag
and these lim'ricks are making you gag

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jack Kelly @ Nov 14 2006, 02:25 AM) [snapback]348617[/snapback]</div>

Take heart in the knowledge
That your days in that college
Have helped you fund that new Jag.


There once was a man named Pete
He wished he could purchase some meat. . .

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 14 2006, 10:58 AM) [snapback]348710[/snapback]</div>

I'll just take a breath
This scares me to death
Oops - that's the wrong button, I'm betting!


Can anyone tell me how long
I have to endure this song. . .

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dreichla @ Nov 14 2006, 10:42 AM) [snapback]348847[/snapback]</div>

Can anyone tell me how long
I have to endure this song. . .
but it's Britney's latest
and though I do hate it
it's catchy and makes me sing along

Why is dubya suddenly so nice
And no one's heard lately from Rice