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  1. livelychick

    livelychick Missin' My Prius

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    Why is dubya suddenly so nice
    And no one's heard lately from Rice
    Did they finally give in
    Engaging in sin?
    I never did think he was pious.


    I have a small hole in my arm
    Just gave blood, no cause for alarm
     
    #101 livelychick, Nov 14, 2006
  2. jared2

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    I have a small hole in my arm
    Just gave blood, no cause for alarm
    It's better, it's said,
    Than a hole in the head
    And for sympathy, works like a charm

    People say Borat's a must-see!
    But I couldn't stand Ali-G
     
    #102 jared2, Nov 14, 2006
  3. livelychick

    livelychick Missin' My Prius

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    People say Borat's a must-see!
    But I couldn't stand Ali-G
    The gang-sign fingers
    And all the bling-blinger
    Made me wish he'd get stung by a bee!


    What a good movie was "The Departed,"
    My ravings are not half-hearted!
     
    #103 livelychick, Nov 14, 2006
  4. VinceDee

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 14 2006, 11:49 AM) [snapback]348923[/snapback]</div>
    But if the Kazakhs are pissed
    and feel like they've been dissed
    then maybe Borat's a movie for me

    My Prius gas mileage is nil
    when I'm driving up a steep hill
     
    #104 VinceDee, Nov 14, 2006
  5. livelychick

    livelychick Missin' My Prius

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    My Prius gas mileage is nil
    when I'm driving up a steep hill
    But when downhill I coast,
    " 60 MPG!" I boast,
    And the speed makes my 3-year old squeal!


    (Continued from above)
    People say Borat's a must-see!
    But I couldn't stand Ali-G
    The gang-sign fingers
    And all the bling-blinger
    Made me wish he'd get stung by a bee!


    What a good movie was "The Departed,"
    My ravings are not half-hearted!
     
    #105 livelychick, Nov 14, 2006
  6. VinceDee

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(livelychick @ Nov 14 2006, 12:19 PM) [snapback]348964[/snapback]</div>
    But with DiCaprio and Marky-Mark
    For whom acting's not an art
    I'll wait til DVD renting has started

    For a fun little flick go rent "Mumford"
    It's fresh and provides some nice comfort
     
    #106 VinceDee, Nov 14, 2006
  7. jared2

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    What a good movie was "The Departed,"
    My ravings are not half-hearted!
    It's so good, you see
    I'll buy the DVD
    If it's not out I'll be broken-hearted!

    The Pope, it is said, can't be wrong
    He always wins at Mahjong
     
    #107 jared2, Nov 14, 2006
  8. jared2

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    The Pope, it is said, can't be wrong
    He always wins at Mahjong
    And when the game's done
    There's more ways to have fun
    It's better than Falun Gong

    Are limericks worse than cliches?
    For passing the hours and days?
     
    #108 jared2, Nov 15, 2006
  9. VinceDee

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 15 2006, 07:11 AM) [snapback]349458[/snapback]</div>
    Not so, says VinceDee
    and Livelychick agrees
    This thread is fun in many ways

    My Windows is slowing to a crawl
    Should I reinstall or do nothing at all?
     
    #109 VinceDee, Nov 15, 2006
  10. jared2

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    My Windows is slowing to a crawl
    Should I reinstall or do nothing at all?
    I could do nothing
    But nothing comes of nothing
    Out of nothing comes nothing at all

    A big tidal wave hit Japan today
    But I think 16 inches is fey
     
    #110 jared2, Nov 15, 2006
  11. jared2

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    A big tidal wave hit Japan today
    But I think 16 inches is fey
    If you don't know the word
    You could be a nerd
    Most people are; that's ok.

    Of cliches we've had enough for a day
    "Life is too short", so they say
     
    #111 jared2, Nov 15, 2006
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    Of cliches we've had enough for a day.
    "Life is too short", so they say.
    Praise be to idiom
    (and God bless Joan Didion,
    my word mentor, far and away.)
     
    #112 Jack Kelly, Nov 15, 2006
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    Jack
    You left us hanging.....how is the new limerick supposed to start? :blink:
     
    #113 chimohio, Nov 15, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(prius biker @ Nov 15 2006, 04:06 PM) [snapback]349816[/snapback]</div>
    Oops, sorry, biker.

    There once was a young man from Kent

    noooooo...

    A megalomaniac's tough
    to deal with, he's 'specially rough
     
    #114 Jack Kelly, Nov 15, 2006
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    A megalomaniac's tough
    to deal with, he's 'specially rough
    He's got a big head
    On eggs I must tread
    And still he goes off in a huff

    Beer's a most wonderful drink
    A brilliant invention I think
     
    #115 dragonfly, Nov 16, 2006
  16. jared2

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    Beer's a most wonderful drink
    A brilliant invention I think
    But the more beer I sup
    The harder to get it up
    So really, I think beer stinks

    Now coffee's the drink for me
    Except when I'm having some tea
     
    #116 jared2, Nov 16, 2006
  17. VinceDee

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 16 2006, 07:40 AM) [snapback]350129[/snapback]</div>
    But "Tea," said the Duke
    "makes me want to just puke"
    "But it's what Britons drink, and that's me."

    Now whiskey, that's the drink for me
    Start my morning with a flask (or three)
     
    #117 VinceDee, Nov 16, 2006
  18. jared2

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    Now whiskey, that's the drink for me
    Start my morning with a flask (or three)
    For slay'in a dragon
    I'll be quaff'in a flagon
    O' whiskey for courage mon ami

    Politics and Religion I now eschew
    To rant and rave on nothing new
    It's such a bore
    I can't take it no more
    And, I have to ask, can you?

    [Ok, I did the whole thing this time. Sorry. Feel free to start another.]
     
    #118 jared2, Nov 16, 2006
  19. chimohio

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 16 2006, 12:15 PM) [snapback]350186[/snapback]</div>
    Here goes:
    Superman led a great life
    Then Lois became his new wife
     
    #119 chimohio, Nov 16, 2006
  20. Pinto Girl

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    Actually, what you're trying to say is, Priuses suck, or Prii suck.

    "Prius's" with an apostrophe indicates the posessive, and that does not appear to be what you meant.

    Can someone help me with a limerick? I'm terrible with these.

    Maybe something about our little friend who doesn't have a command of punctuation and lives under a bridge...?
     
    #120 Pinto Girl, Nov 16, 2006
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