Complete the Limerick

Well, I'd help you out, but our little bridge-living friend just gave me an epiphany, that I'm driving the wrong sucky car! :blink: So I'm off to sell this piece of junk!

 

He probably needs four wheel drive, what with the generally poor traction found under most bridges today, so perhaps the Prius doesn't make sense for him.

And, without a telescoping steering wheel, someone of his small stature might have difficulty finding a comfortable seating position.

But -- don't trolls generally wear hats? The Prius does have lots of headroom. Hmmmm, perhaps even trolls might grow (ooops, pardon the choice of word) to like a Prius...

 

What I've always wondered is, trolls usually hang around gardens, don't they...?

So wouldn't a troll, *especially* a troll -- at least one with even a fragment of a brain -- be concerned about destroying the natural environment...?

Yes, of course it would.

Personally, I think being a troll is a lifestyle choice. It's clearly not the same as being gay, which is basically a condition of birth.

I'm fearful that, if we don't act now, soon trollls will be having sex with normal people, and the ethnic purity of non-under-bridge-dwellers will become tainted...they'll be forming non-traditional family units and besmirching the morals of this great country.

Has anyone given any thought to amending the Constitution, for the preservation of the sanctity of non-trollness, and to put a stop, once and for all, to the spread of the "troll agenda..."?

 

Hey -- know what's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

 

No Pinto, tell us!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PhirusPriiSuck @ Nov 16 2006, 08:10 PM) [snapback]350539[/snapback]</div>

Actually, all you have to do is be able to spell eligible correctly. And I can!!!

Sorry -- NO PRIUS FOR YOU!!!
[laughing]

The porcupine carries its pricks on the outside. That's right, isn't it, Mr. Troll? I can't remember the punchline exactly.

 

The good wives of Salt Lake City
Decided to form a committee
They came up with a plan
Just five wives to a man
Though at times they other wives they could see

A man was out hunting for deer
He saw one then started to leer

 

A man was out hunting for deer
He saw one then started to leer
The buck was a fake
Its horns were a rake
Christmas stuff that's thrown out from last year

I woke up this morning ethereal
I put too much milk in my cereal

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 17 2006, 06:16 PM) [snapback]351187[/snapback]</div>

The loops were a floating
And I was a gloating

I guess you could say I was cheerial


I walked out the office's door
My boss said "Do that no more"

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dreichla @ Nov 17 2006, 04:19 PM) [snapback]351213[/snapback]</div>

"cheerial"?

I walked out the office's door
My boss said "Do that no more"
but since it was five
I said "give me no jive"
my boss was shaken to the core

It's Friday, should I go see "Bond"?
even if James has gone blond?

 

It's Friday, should I go see "Bond"?
even if James has gone blond?
He'll still have girls a lot
And man...is he hot!
One of the few from across the pond!


My 3 year old just said "oh sh$%"
As his mom, I had a slight fit

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(livelychick @ Nov 17 2006, 07:58 PM) [snapback]351244[/snapback]</div>

Then pressing his luck
He then said, "oh Fu$&"

And I too screamed, "you little sh$%"


I think I'm need of a drink
I just got a slip which was pink

 

I went to a shrink right away
He thought I was perfectly ok
He gave me no drugs
No shocks and no hugs
But then why do I still have to pay?

Down by the lake there's a brothel
The service is really quite awful

 

My well-to-do ne'er-do-well friend
Came to a very bad end
Throttle excessively gassing
While obnoxiously passing
Went straight round the very sharp bend


Another morn sleeping in bed
Should I get up or go to the head?