Complete the Limerick

Another morn sleeping in bed
Should I get up or go to the head?
The walk seems like a mile!
Oops--gotta wait a while...
And how am I gonna get fed?


Yay--"Meet the Press" begins in a minute
Let us see how Webb and Tester spin it...

 

Yay--"Meet the Press" begins in a minute
Let us see how Webb and Tester spin it...
They seem like good guys
Not (yet) riddled with lies
I bet they are glad they did win it.

On the other channel is Snufflufagus
He's also got lots of spin for us

 

On the other channel is Snufflufagus
He's also got lots of spin for us
My son thinks he's great
Every Sunday at eight
If he doesn't watch, he puts up a fuss.

Good God, but I dearly love the Fall
Nice smells, falling leaves, and football

 

Good God, but I dearly love the Fall
Nice smells, falling leaves, and football
But it makes my heart break
And the big games at stake
When my team always fumbles the ball

I decided to cross our big nation
So I headed out to the train station

 

Of the many odd ways to pass time
Some are bad; others sublime
There's one that's the best
Whether member or guest:
That's reading the PriusChat rhymes

After having some turkey with gizzard
I got myself stuck in a blizzard

 

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After having some turkey with gizzard
I got myself stuck in a blizzard
I thought, it's the sauce, not the gander
that made it taste grander
Than anything I ate since fried wizard

As the holidaze come nearer
It all becomes clearer

 

Commercials abound - that's just fine
Trying to pitch me their line
I won't waste time
I'll be shopping online
As my mind becomes muddled from wine

(sorry jared - I tried for 2 days to get your starter to work)


I like fresh brewed coffee the best
It seems like a good way to test

 

"Don't fix it if it isn't broken"
Said the man from Hoboken
The cop gave good chase
And I lost the race
"But the machine ate my token"

The radio is full of great cheer
Should I buy this or that this year?

 

Finding new places is a test
When you don't have GPS
Ask for directions?
Make some corrections!
An hour or two at best.

Saturday night at the diner
What choice of meals could be finer?

 

I love that one!

Her name, I remember, was Steiner
She is our new web designer
Up with the porn
She was gone in the morn
Now no one in here can find her.


Oh will I impress my new date
For I fear for the things I just ate

 

My new car says I've arrived
It comes with hybrid synergy drive
Its features abound
It makes barely a sound
The thrill of the drive revived .

The miles seem infinitely far
Should I fly or drive my new car?

 

A cannibal from the Isle of Crete
Invited me in for a treat
Start with the toes
And end with the nose
This four star can't be beat

I offered the woman a cookie
She said she'd get back to her bookie