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  1. dragonfly

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    Is it civil war in which we're immersed?
    "I'ts worse!", says Annan, with a curse
    But if they deny it,
    the public will buy it.
    The "Iraq's a threat" lie takes the purse.

    The storm shut down O'Hare last week.
    Just after the Thanksgiving peak.
     
    #161 dragonfly, Dec 4, 2006
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    The storm shut down O'Hare last week.
    Just after the Thanksgiving peak.
    The airport's forced diet
    All was so quiet
    It was nice to hear people speak.

    Sometimes you find a great friend
    Ne'er found round every bend
     
    #162 dreichla, Dec 5, 2006
  3. jared2

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    Sometimes you find a great friend
    Ne'er found round every bend
    But, to be blunt
    Friends stab in the front
    Instead of the back or rear end

    A man tried every way to lose weight
    But would not exercise or watch what he ate
     
    #163 jared2, Dec 5, 2006
  4. dragonfly

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    A man tried every way to lose weight
    But would not exercise or watch what he ate
    Well, what was he thinking?
    Does thinking cause shrinking?
    I hope he stops taking that bait

    Redecorating's hard when you're frugal
    Thank goodness there's Yahoo and Google
     
    #164 dragonfly, Dec 5, 2006
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    Redecorating's hard when you're frugal
    Thank goodness there's Yahoo and Google
    My motto is, I admit
    "If it ain't broke don't fix it"
    If I'm cheap, well, my name is McDougal

    That 2% percent own half the world's plunder
    Is, to me, a bit of a wonder
     
    #165 jared2, Dec 5, 2006
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    That 2% percent own half the world's plunder
    Is, to me, a bit of a wonder
    If I thought it hard
    to get my own yard
    How on Earth do the other folks fund 'r?


    Bush I got choked up over Jeb
    The news is all over the web
     
    #166 dragonfly, Dec 5, 2006
  7. jared2

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    Bush I got choked up over Jeb
    The news is all over the web
    It's important to know
    So I'm telling you so
    Now you can go back to bed

    Kids like to read Dr. Suess
    As much as they like to drink juice
     
    #167 jared2, Dec 5, 2006
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    Kids like to read Dr. Suess
    As much as they like to drink juice
    You won't be surprised
    By what I've surmised
    When I say that they can't stand couscous.


    The Invisible Pink Unicorn
    with Holy hooves, tail, ears and horn
     
    #168 dragonfly, Dec 5, 2006
  9. jared2

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    The Invisible Pink Unicorn
    with Holy hooves, tail, ears and horn
    Appeared late last night
    And gave me a fright
    In my side it is always a thorn

    At Taco Bell e coli thrives
    The bugs give each other high fives
     
    #169 jared2, Dec 5, 2006
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    At Taco Bell e coli thrives
    The bugs give each other high fives
    But I really am beat
    And I still gotta eat
    But too much and we may lose our lives

    I drove through Chicago last Friday
    Turned out snowy so I started to pray
     
    #170 chimohio, Dec 5, 2006
  11. jared2

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    I drove through Chicago last Friday
    It started to snow; it wasn't my day
    The City of big shoulders
    Was getting a lot colder
    I'd follow squid south if I had my way

    Trans fats are now strictly verboten
    In midtown, the Bronx and Hoboken
     
    #171 jared2, Dec 6, 2006
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    Trans fats are now strictly verboten
    In midtown, the Bronx and Hoboken
    You can still eat them here
    Though you'll show signs in the rear
    And you're heart will be terribly broken

    A word to the wise is sufficient
    But in English I was never proficient
     
    #172 EddieF, Dec 10, 2006
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    A word to the wise is sufficient
    But in English I was never proficient
    I spoke in odd riddles
    The prose spewed in spittles
    The correct choice of words deficient.

    The North Pole has a great gang
    My six year old said as she sang
     
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    The North Pole has a great gang
    My six year old said as she sang
    My six year old boy
    Thinks Santa's a ploy
    And revels in sturm und drang

    With GPS you'll never get lost
    But how much is it going to cost?
     
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    With GPS you'll never get lost
    But how much is it going to cost?
    Just wait a year
    It won't be so dear
    And you'll show the retailers who's boss


    My son suspects Santa's a scam
    He says "how dumb do you think I am?"
     
    #175 jared2, Dec 13, 2006
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    My son suspects Santa's a scam
    He says "how dumb do you think I am?"
    Well he watched through the night
    And he had a great fright
    When Santa showed with the fresh Christmas ham

    My Ipod I filled full of tunes
    And I played them while riding the dunes
     
    #176 chimohio, Dec 13, 2006
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    My Ipod I filled full of tunes
    And I played them while riding the dunes
    The weather was balmy
    As I lunched on salami
    And rode my bike all afternoon


    Carbon dioxide makes Venus too hot
    And earth's warming up quite a lot
     
    #177 jared2, Dec 14, 2006
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    Carbon dioxide makes Venus too hot
    And earth's warming up quite a lot
    I do like it toasty
    But Venus is roasty
    Do politicians care? They give squat



    We wish Daniel well with his diet
    It may work, so he might as well try it
     
    #178 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
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    We wish Daniel well with his diet
    It may work, so he might as well try it
    But should instead he get round
    And lose not a pound
    Of his diet I'm sure he'll be quiet

    If you ask here's my two cents
    A limerick need not make sense
     
    #179 EddieF, Dec 16, 2006
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    If you ask here's my two cents
    A limerick need not make sense
    Any more than does life
    Or, in a shoe store, my wife
    Where with reason, she will gladly dispense


    The presents are wrapped and under the tree
    Not much more to do - let me see....
     
    #180 jared2, Dec 18, 2006
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