Coronavirus Jokes

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    More fun things to do while locked down: Amuse yourself by creating future band names using today's headlines.
    Morgue Overflow
    The Care Home Cadavers
    Underlying Health Condition
    Covid Toes
    Right Off The Bat
    Economic Contraction
    The Asian Murder Hornets
    Death Spike
    Pandemic Response
    Six Feet Apart
    Mutant Virus Strain
    High Street Hoarders
    Panic At The Costco
    No Sex Until January
     
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    I don't know how athletes are going to cope once major sports resume. Playing their games in empty stadiums with not a single person in the stands. Except the NFL's Los Angeles Chargers. They are already used to it.
     
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    They already had a NASCAR race at Darlington this past weekend.
     
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    ETC(SS) The OTHER One Percenter.....

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    .... I don't get it.....:confused:
     
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    It's to die for...or so I've heard.

    Mike
     
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    Miss punchlines often?
     
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    I saw the punchline but my point was what it is not future. Sports are currently reopening.
     
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    For those with Facebook, the pandemic is a horse race. Watch to see who wins.

     
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    Trollbait It's a D&D thing

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    Being locked down in quarantine is a piece of cake. And a piece of pie. And a piece of fried chicken. And a piece of roast beef........
     
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    Retail stores around here are starting to reopen just in time for the liquidation sales.
     
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    My wife said, "What things do you think will have to change when we come out of lockdown?"

    I said, "To start with, your underpants."

    And then the fight started.....
     
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