Daniel's Psychotic Hot-Line Prediction Thread

That question does not require a psychic to answer!

And well you should indeed put a frowning emoticon after "hamburgers," considering the environmental disaster caused by modern beef farming.

Your question is: "what is my question, and the answer to that question?" And the answer to it is: Your question is: "what is my question, and the answer to that question?" And the answer to it is: ... [extend infinite regression]

But what you really wanted to know is:

"When will the men in white coats come for this looney and lock him away?" And the answer is: "What makes you think I'm not writing this from the looney bin already?"

That's a medical question, not a question for a psychic. Maybe Evan can answer it.

Yes. (Not all of Prius Chat, just the FHOP forum portion of it.)

The show will rise in the ratings until 87% of the total TV audience is watching it. However, that will be exactly 3,729 people nation-wide as people just stop watching TV and the networks die a well-deserved death for lack of advertising revenue.

 

I've always been nuts. Ask the shrink I went to from the time I was ten until I went away to boarding school. It's the psychic ability I didn't know about until I picked the winner in the Olympic hockey game. I knew then that I was psychic because there's no other possible explanation for how I could have known the winner before the game even happened.

Zip it, neighbor. That's not me. That's Fred. The one who thinks he's Nostradamus.

 

Oh, but they like having their ears scratched!

It's in the library book (As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner) that you returned last Wednesday. Yesterday it was borrowed by a little old lady who will forget she has it after it falls down into the crack between the headboard and the mattress. In seven years to the day from today she will be hit by a bus. She'll survive, but her children will move her into a nursing home and sell her furniture. The bed will be shipped to Bangladesh in a Red Cross aid package after a flood there, and the book will be found by a Sufi imam who will interpret the receipt as a revelation from Allah and declare you to be The Prophet Muhammad miraculously restored to the living. He will make a haj, not to Mecca, but to the Bay Area to worship you and will return the receipt to you. Being declared the prophet of the Muslim faith will result in your being put on the no-fly list by Homeland Security, but you'll have so many young attractive men and women throwing themselves at your feet, and so many Saudi oil sheiks sending you money, that you won't care. Sadly, it won't last: A week after his arrival in the bay Area, the imam will be hit by a bus, and he will be succeeded by an imam who can read English, and your receipt will be recognized for what it is and all your worshipers will go home. The checks from all those Saudi oil sheiks will bounce. It will take three years for Homeland Security to finally take your name off the no-fly list. A bookkeeping error at the bank will leave you will $1,000 more than you had before the checks were deposited. If you keep your mouth shut about it you'll be able to keep the money and nobody will ever find out. Even the IRS won't know about it if you don't declare it on your tax return.

[Top that, all you fake psychics!]

Doesn't really matter how good you've been. Giving out winning lottery numbers would have political repercussions and therefore violate the terms I laid out in Post #1. Sorry.