Famous movie lines!

Mel Bakersfeld: Joe, this is Mel. There's no more time. Stop all engines and get out. Repeat. Stop all engines.
Cockpit qualified young man: Mr. Patroni, she won't take much more.
Joe Patroni: Well anyway, she's gonna get it.
Mel Bakersfeld: Joe, the plows are moving. Shut down and hold on! Joe Patroni! Do you read me? Acknowledge!
Mel Bakersfeld: Joe! Shut down!
Cockpit qualified young man: Mr. Patroni? Don't you hear him? Shut down.
Joe Patroni: I can't hear a thing. There's too much noise. Hold on. We're GOIN FOR BROKE!
Cockpit qualified young man: [after the plane gets out of the ditch] The instruction book said that was impossible.
Joe Patroni: That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything BUT read.
[throws his chewed and soggy cigar over his shoulder]

 

"Why don't he write" - Dances with wolves.

 

(from Mean Girls) “I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.”


I want to date a girl with ESPN, especially if they pick winners better than Vegas.

 

Both lines setting parentage by James Earl Jones

Darth Vader to Luke: "I am your Father"

Mufasa to Simba: "Simba - you are my Son"

 

"Son...you don't know whether you're shot, f**ed, powder-burned or snake bit."


K.... so maybe this isn't "famous" but i do love one liners and I recently re-watched "Goooooooooooooooood Morning Viet Nam!"

 

"I've seen things you people wouldnt believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain... Time to die."

 

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - Hannibal Lecter

 

My Precious!

 

"You smell that? Napalm, son, nothing in the world smells like that. That gasoline smell.

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!!! Smells like victory!!!" Colonel Kilgore, Appocalyse Now.

 

"I'm a Moog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend" Barf - Space Balls

 

Selections from "A Fish Called Wanda"
Archie: "How could a girl as smart as you have a brother who is so..."
Otto: "Don't call me stupid."

Other Ottoisms:
"I'm Harvey Manfrangensen"
"Assholes!"
"I'm s-s-sor.... **** YOU!"
"OK Ken, I'm sorry I ate your fish."

Archie in court, "Wanda! I wonder, I wonder"

Love the dialogue between Watts, Bear and Rockhound in "Armageddon" while Watts is explaining how to work a piece of equipment:
Rockhound: "Is it my imagination or is Watts really hot?"
Bear: "Yup"
Watts: "Bear!"
Bear: "What?"
Watts: "Do we have a problem?"
Bear: "No."
Watts: "Because I am trying to explain to you how these DATs keep your nice person on the ground so that if I were to kick you in the balls, and you don't know how to work them, what happens?"
Bear:"I float away?"
Watts: "Right."
Rockhound: "And when do we start training for that?"

Raising Arizona:
"OK then!"
Edwina: " you go get me a toddler. I need a baby and they got more than they can handle."

Detective to Nathan Arizona: "What was he wearing?"
Nathan Arizona: "His damn jammies."
Detective: "What did they look like?"
Nathan: "I do not know, they had Yodas and sh** on them."

Back to the Future: "You made a time machine out of a DeLorean?"
(Would have been more fun if it was a Prius... )

And, revisiting "The Other Guys..."

"What the hell is this?"
"It's my car, it's a Prius."
"I literally feel like I am riding around in a vagina...."

"Way to stamp your mark on a crime scene. Prius, huh?"
"Yup."
"Good gas mileage?"
"Yup."
"Did it come with a dental dam?" "My Suburban sh** one of these last night."

Fun thread!

 

Oops - Oscar in Armageddon asked if Watts was really hot. My bad!

 

Wizard of OZ, at the end, the Wizard is in the balloon and advises everyone he is about to embark on a "technically unexplainable jouney"