Funny Prius Quotes

Anyone heard any funny quotes about out nerdy cars? I'll start, just found this gem:

"My goal this year is to buy a Prius so I can be the anti-Prius driver. Be like, 'Yeah, that's my Prius, the one with the gun rack and the McCain sticker on the back and the dead deer carcass roped to the hood.' Wouldn't that be sweet? Driving around in a Prius, throwing garbage out your window? 'It's a Prius; I already helped the Earth, hippie!'" - Mo Mandel, American Comedian